"We need to let kids know that it's okay to suck."

When my kid was in first grade their homework one time was to bring in a collection of 100 things. At breakfast that morning he remembered so we frantically glue-sticked 100 garden seeds to a paper plate — 10 lettuce seeds, 10 peas, and so on. Not bad, right? Brought him to school — and another kid's collection is…

"Homogenous" is dogwhistle for all-white. Whenever this topic comes up, whites covertly blame America's education lag on minorities.

I love that Gif and your response. I wonder if the poster realized that she proved your point?

That second tweet is why I think I've always had a soft spot for her. She doesn't bullshit, and I appreciate that.

People with weight issues thinking skinny/fit people are shaming them by existing and occasionally photographing said existence is just another one of those fun things given to us by the internet. Thanks, internet!

$40 online vice $400 from an optometrist, I could buy 8 pairs online and then throw away if I don't like and still be ahead. Having worked for an optometrist in my youth, between spifs and commission it is all about convincing the customer they look good in high profit frames.

*Bumps into car* "AHHHGG STEP AWAY IM GOING TO HURT YOU AND IT WON'T BE MY FAULT!!! IM SORRY!!! RUN AWAY!" *fists flying*

how DARE YOU besmirch the good name of Turbo. A SNAIL. RACING. IN THE INDY 500. ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME.

mmmm, White Shoulders Barbie .

You're clearly only paying attention to the posts where I'm talking about race because I don't ONLY talk about that on Kinja blogs, and even if I did, so what? I have a right to be outraged at racism. Don't like it? Don't read my posts. You're refusing to acknowledge the fact that I'm not racist and I don't lump every…

No, I think centuries of systemic racism perpetuated by white people gave me license to condemn people who would like to maintain white supremacy. And you're gonna be shocked when I say this, but I also call out BLACK PEOPLE for doing this as well, because you don't have to be white to think that whites are the…

Mixed-race Golddigger Barbie, Mixed-race Golddigger Mature Barbie, and White Southern Shiksa Barbie (the only one who's not gold-digging him.)

I don't hide my agenda of spreading awareness about systemic racism? Or racism in general, really.

False equivalence, try again.

This won't stop me from walking around naked. Hope all enjoy the show.

Whew, someone's basic.

Nailed DC. So much Ann Taylor. So many cardigans. Though nonprofit employees live-tweeting events using the common hashtag from their personal accounts makes me look good at the social media part of my nonprofit job, so keep up that irritating habit, please!

If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

Good news, everyone! You can just skip the joke!