Women with functional uteruses can adopt too, but no one shits all over them when they have a biological child.

it was good cop bad cop

My favorite FCC complaint is the following about Family Guy. I'm familiar with the scene and saw it in the context of long having been desensitized to the show. You want to be all "ha ha, rubes" but when (accurately) described like the guy does here, it's really shocking that it was ever on broadcast television.

yeah, pretty exclusively. in fact, that pack in that short looked to be modeled on Marlboros; the "standard" now, but not then. they even addressed that in the show; Peggy was tasked with changing their image (as filtered cigarettes) from womens only to a broader base. EDIT: or maybe not; I can't find any reference…

Don smokes filter-less Lucky Strikes from a soft pack. Whatever was on his desk was the opposite of that.

What are you, not on Pintrest or something?

But why, for normal keeping a daughter safe needs, would a covert weapon be better than a obvious one? I'm pretty sure the op is a grown up spy kid, as already suggested.

that is so not even a part of the same thing that this is doing

uughh i hate having to think about stuff!!

That's what I don't get about using models like that for corny stuff that only dorks with money would buy. No one that attractive would wear that shit, and they only piss off potential customers when they see their ads.

So glad I was on the back end of the view

BTW, how does editing after posting factor in?

Here's my hat in the ring:

Yeah, most mens dicks are darker than the rest of them

"Cars are the past, bikes are the future" - pretty bold statement, since it was cars that effectively killed the late Victorian bicycle craze.

#BitchBoss

The McDonald's fries thing is the perfect bullshit meter to discern a real food enthusiast from a poseur. It's trendy to dismiss everything they sell as "garbage"; and for good reason most of the time. But if you can't tell that they've pretty much perfected french fries, or at least would easily be the best fries…

guys have a way of draining their partner's emotional and financial resources right before they figure out that he's a piece of shit.

You're giving so many people false hope right now.

he tried to bite me!