"McFish"? Get your brands right.

I can't even figure out what this clueless hunk factory's deal is.

He's unusually cute for someone who'd be trying the do this and the other thing he did.

Cool; I live in the ebony belt.

It's weird that anyone would be snobby about taking the easiet, dullest track of training to be a sharply defined member of the corporate labor pool and settling in quickly to be exactly that.

It's true, but their attitude toward each other was nearly analoguous taking into account their age and upper class Protestant background.

One of either alcohol or cigarettes is a serious health and addiction concern, is what you're saying?

Move to D.C.? Live in D.C. and hang out with those of us who live in D.C.?

Some other guy just posted the bottom picture w/o the black bar.

Wrong; thanks to inches, penis size correlates perfectly with the 1-10 attractiveness scale. 5 is perfectly average - most people think they're too good for it. 7 is their standard, even though it's especially good (it's the standard for very good, I guess). 8's an amazing find; 9 is aristocracy and 10 is a unicorn,…

You guys realize that attractive/unattractive are more subjective and worrisome than pretty/beautiful and plain/ugly? It's much more damning to define someone as not being able to attract someone sexually across the board than it is to point out that they don't live up to mainstream beauty ideals.

Chest hair was at a low about 10 or more years ago but it's been back with a vengeance for some time now.

Either way: would.

That guy in the top has the exact same face as me besides my being black and I feel good about myself.

Exactly. The biggest punch in the gut is when I read such an account where a woman admitted that her dog was vicious towards black people but otherwise was the "kindest, sweetest thing ever". The fact that those two things weren't inherently mutually exclusive ("otherwise" notwithstanding) really showed what she…

I am completely unforgiving about racist dogs and their owners. Thats why I think dogs make it a point not to appear racist around me. Seriously, I've seen dogs barking viciously at other things and people but get calm and tolerant when I approach. So that's how you deal with it. Clearly give off the air of "I am not…

Sorry...

What is this "family member's health emergency" catch-all that's de rigueur? I've never understood it. Are we all on call doctors now? Is it just understood that it's important to know that your aunt had a heart-attack as soon as technologically possible?

That might be more the "elite college" than the generation.

I was born in '82, stayed in the big deal metropolis I went to college in, and I didn't understand ANYONE until the character of the young scene (and even online forums) started to be defined by other millennials. My entire early 20s are a complete fog, they're totally meaningless and forgettable since my relevant…