Hey, what do you expect? He’s a defensive guy!

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

Oh boy! I got this!

Pablo Escobar himself used to run a Colombian Renault 4 championship in the late ‘70s, when he started to become a drug kingpin.

Can confirm, saw a Singer at Cars & Coffee. It was drop dead gorgeous. The smell. Oh the smell was glorious. It smelled of rich mahogany and leather-bound books

I love the F40 but damn if that dash doesn’t look like a highschool kid built it in shop class.

Singer 911

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The same fan threatened to blow up US Bank Stadium if the Vikings signed Robert Turbin.

Sikh and you shall find bigots and racists everywhere.

BITE YOUR TONGUE, BLASPHEMER.

WHO WILL THINK OF THE FANTASY PLAYERS??

Airing of grievances? Is it Festivus already?

Because I like to live dangerously. That’s why.

Chipolte has about 5 ingredients, yet it can’t figure this out?

There’s a lot of us old fuckers still doing drugs, why would we stop? I’m not quite his age, but recreational drugs are still a pretty big priority for me. I plan vacations around places that have good drugs and little legal hassle, in two weeks we’re off to Barcelona and Morocco.

So this is the guy that people are talking about when they say #notallcops. Got it.

Perhaps not an advisable way, but it works, I guess.

That was me last night. As it got dark I failed to realize my mechanic had turned off my lights that morning. I’m so used to them always being on I didn’t notice. I hated myself for it and needed to get that off my chest, but refuse to tell anyone I know.

I love how the cop was basically angry at him for getting caught.

Officer Nic Abts-Olsen