What they don’t mention is that the opposing teams all recently pulled their first strings.

“Chip Kelly, pay attention. Think of how many stupid sweeps you could run with Michelle at QB.”

What with all the bad/scary shit in the news today, we needed this - thanks. She's a fucking MENACE when she leaves the pocket.

She’s like Tebow, but accurate, and has seen a vagina in real life.

And just when you thought hockey couldn’t get any whiter.

Losing Kobe, Peyton and Tiger potentially inside of a calendar year is depressing.

Its french well excuse me for trying to bring some culture to this pigsty

“Not impressed. He used 10 fingers.” - JPP

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

Injury truthers, now? We’ve got goddamn injury truthers?!

I disagree with one point:

I want to hate this but I don’t know...

smokes a little on startup.

Bottom of the Barrel maybe

Roomba! Let your duck cat shark do the work.

She will be back, she will be pissed, and maybe her coach will have a game plan the next time.

To me, her loss is just as much on her coach as it is on her. Anybody notice that Holm had Greg Fucking Jackson in her corner?

Good points. You can’t really blame anyone. I myself had a similar experience years ago in high school. A classmate’s mother went missing one winter and there was a huge search for her. It turned out that her car had run off the road as she was headed home from a party and ended up in a tree and shrub covered ravine.…

That is so bizarre. Finally, closure for the family.

Long story short: Rousey is a phenomenal athlete with unbelievable grappling skills and a REALLY mediocre striker. She fought someone tonight who could take advantage of that.

The only clip anyone is going to show of this is the (perfect) knock-out, but the second-to-last exchange where Rousey tried to force a clinch, Holm ducked her like it was nothing, and Rousey looked like she just saw the ghost of Muhammad Ali is easily the best moment of the entire fight.