Coach: Sorry, but you are going to need to lose some extra pounds if you want to be on the field for the AFC Championship.

See, I'm on the opposite end of things here.

Good to see women of all shapes being objectified for once.

SI Executive 1: Whoa, that's one fat check!

Man what the fuck is wrong with people? The SI Swimsuit Edition isn't about normal sized people or normal anything. It's specifically about featuring exceptionally good-looking and athletic swimsuit models.

Getting panties in a twist is a favorite pastime over on Gawker main. Any person that could be seen even remotely as an oppressed person is deserving of all the Utopian love they can provide.

After seeing what happened to that poor, brave pilot, these guys would have to have nuts the size of beach balls to go in on the ground and risk capture.

I can't see what scene you're referring to, but I do think a Tombstone style revenge would make more sense than Unforgiven.

Air Jordans?

Judging by that man's face, he'd fly into combat with a Swordfish style ball bearings 'n c4 vest on. If he got shot down and captured he'd be sure to take some ISIS assholes with him.

As Tvtropes.org puts it:

God remember when trucks could do this? I mean the tire meets the oncoming object before anything else. Approach angles ftw!!!

Seems to me like Spen belonged to a special breed of bros that you just can't be anymore.

I recommend that any person who does analysis or predictions in the media (politics, sports, Hollywood rumors, whatever) should have a permanent tally of what they got right or wrong. This should be displayed by their name any time they make an appearance or are referenced. Once they fall below 50%, they are labeled…

this is like asking "why do we still have environmental regulations when everything's been cleaned up?"

Seriously this one makes life soooo much easier. Going out with a bunch of friends? Guess who never is on DD duty? The person with a 2 seater.

Tough to beat an old 928. Simply dazzling.

Only if you're doing long exposures and want a noiseless image.

Panning is the best.