Time to invest in tulip bulbs!

Actually, the Sphinx was the one asking the stupid questions.

This tournament has had nothing but garbage results thanks to garbage voters who wouldn't know good snacks from garbage. Thanks for being trash and wrong, everyone.

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

Reporter: LeGarrette, can you talk to us about Seattle's defense? Do any of those guys scare you?

Also, consider their general profile: These largely are very young men whose talent has afforded them shelter and structure most of their lives. They are people for whom "hard work" equates to lifting weights and running sprints; for whom "commitment" means adhering to a loose daily schedule that tells them when to…

Swing and a miss on that one.

Mayweather: "Call me"

Man, the Lexus SC300 never makes any list. Super under-appreciated car

I should look into whether or not I can legally ask that question in job interviews.

Lynch gave an earlier presser where he just said "I'm blessed" twenty-five times, but the reporters all mistook him for Russell Wilson.

"Do you know where we can score some cocaine?"

After "oh yeah," the undercover officer gave the signal for the arrest team to move in and arrest Anthony.

Next Bob will demand an apology from anyone who has suggested his young girlfriend is only with him for his money.

my motivation as a kid

The flying 911

Why stop at posters?

Obligatory 90s. A purple Diablo with scissors doors up? Heck to the yeah.

This is officially more ridiculous than any scandal involving balls and puns.