That's a seriously awkward looking automobile.

Can I nominate Marshawn Lynch for the 2014 Deadspin Hall of Fame?

literally hoon ALL the things! Grocery carts, baby strollers, a 2005 Corolla, HotWheels, your computer mouse....HOON ALL THE THINGS!

Yup the true Jalop can hoon whatever is at hand.

on further reflection after filming this, I realized the guy had the stock tires on the car, Michelin Primacy (also stock on Prius and FRS), and that was by far the limiting factor here. All the other stuff won't work right if you don't add grip. I'd think he's a good set of tires away from really getting this thing…

Then he should have to pay the league mandated fine. The fine should not be escalating, which is the author's point.

The Patriots get caught cheating once every few years.

And don't wear fucking sunglasses.

FWIW, my dog heartily endorses the Presto Heat Dish. On cold wintry days, he looks forward to coming back inside to his "girlfriend."

FWIW, my dog heartily endorses the Presto Heat Dish. On cold wintry days, he looks forward to coming back inside to…

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

There are no hot snacks on this list? If there was Totinos Pizza Rolls would be the clear cut winner.

Umm, I mostly just picking on you - but you just said "this car handles fine... once you replace all the stuff that makes it handle mediocre." Hell, with a brake kit, adjustable top dollar suspension and bigger, better tires, my old Mercury Cougar would be decent on the track - well, at least it would be much better…

Pretty simple - If your Fox body Mustang isn't good on the "track" then your track needs less corners.

Of course, it's a different story with the Black Series, but in standard trim, the SLS' tail happy nature and slow gearbox don't do it any favors on track.

Wilfork was disappointed to discover that there was no apple filling inside of the turnover

He probably deflated the tires before she got in the car.

MKIV Supra's handle like rigid boats. Their cast iron blocks weigh the front end down making the rear end restless, and the suspension geometry is more suited to grand touring than heavy track use. In a straight line they're like cruise missiles, but going through a corner they're next to impossible to maintain a…

Are you joking? Fighters are tested. A lot. Also, this is called 'hype'.

None of the pictures make this grille look good. It looks like something from JC Whitney. Everything else is very good...just need to ditch the grille. Stock is better than this.

never seen a man so happy to achieve camel toe