Jim Tomsula refers to tomato sauce as "gravy."

Gynecology anecdote: My dad is a pediatrician. When I was 13, I was poking around in the basement when I found his old textbooks, including a gynecology textbook. Being the pre-Internet pr0n 80s, I thought I'd stumbled onto a gold mine. I eagerly cracked it open, awaiting the glories I would unearth within.

I don't want to speculum, but this is going to stirrup some controversy.

You've never heard of "Ralph Gilles or Henrik Fisker or Ian Callum or Peter Schreyer or Tom Matano or Franz von Holzhausen"?

A hobby?

Can't lie - I used to be one of those guys. Even after having driven one (years ago), I'm always surprised at how small the MINIs still are in person. They're still the best commuter car to have if you have to weave in and out of traffic during DC rush hour IMHO.

Its also smaller than a flippin' Smart... puts it in perspective a bit, no?

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

What kind of a name is "GAC"?

MPGs? Really?

"Lets make the front end as large and awkwardly proportioned as possible without balancing the design anywhere else on the truck."

Hmmmm.... That or this:

At the very LEAST could we please at least see it in Forza or Gran Turismo or something?

"Sorry, I thought you were black."

Are you just making things up for fun? None of what you said applies to even an abused 240, let alone an average one.

You don't seem to know what a Volvo 240 is. That car wouldn't require $3,000 in parts if it ran half a million miles, no matter how thrashed it looks now. I've owned more than a dozen of them (a few over 275,000 miles), so I actually know this. 155,000 miles on that car is nearly new. They do not wear out.

Heed the word of Jaymez, Prophet of Wrong!

You missed an important one!

Won't be long before they invent light covers that change to body color when not in use. Same thing right?

If Toyota could do it, so can others!