OH MY GOD take this off the website immediately I don't want any of you assholes outbidding me on it!

This is like someone breaking into an art gallery and then, when ordinary people can't go to the gallery for 2 months because it's being repaired, claiming they just did it "to show that the owners should invest in some better security".

I can't wait to see the pictures of the police dragging those teens out of their mom's house and into a cop car.

All phone software updates are free usually

Bronze 911 obviously. Fuchs wheels to boot.

Did his friend get home? Seems like a double dickhead move since his friend was counting on him for a ride and probably had to call someone else and wait for them or had to take a cab which isn't cheap. Douche!

Everything is correct in this article. I had 3 MKIII Supras, and I went through SEVEN 7M engines. My 89 blew it's first 7MGE (rod knock, caused by a blown headgasket in its past), swapped in a JDM 7MGE that was eventually swapped out for a 7M-GTE that had a metal headgasket/arp's/etc, and it stayed in there unti I…

I wonder if they've got boots over there. They should slap a few of them on the car, drop it on the ground, and then just leave it until he gives up. That way nobody needs to be around to keep tabs on him until it can be safely towed.

Non-disabled people who use handicapped spots should be forced into temporary disabilities as punishment, a la Harrison Bergeron.

There's another issue with the Mk III Turbo: it's heavy as FUCK. Great for a long distance tourer, not so great for an agile sports car.

It's also my understanding you don't want to do head studs for a 7M in a Mk III, as if you do, you have to pull the whole motor to get the head off. You want to stick with head…

Where can I get a Jalopnik sticker?

It's a manual Mazda 3! We should give her a Jalop identification card.

Weirdly, on my way to work, I was JUST thinking the same thing.

Ditch wife, keep kid. Drive exotics every day.

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Nah, just design trickery. It has a 4x4 stance but with super tall grille/bumper. Ram and Ford apply similar tricks to make their trucks look bigger than they really are.

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D.C. Bro's hobbies should include more league activities. Softball, bocce, beer pong, horseshoes — D.C. Bro is already registered in advance for all of the fun his summer can handle, and he helped design the tshirt. Isn't this a hilarious tshirt? Do you even kickball, bro?