I should show these to my wife then.

Just showed my wife these pictures. She's never coming back.

I am such a fat slob.

That's why you always film videos in landscape.

Donte's right. They aren't always "gang" signs. Sometimes they're traffic signs. But you can ignore those too.

Would you like people to observe and avoid the pristine nature of your lawn, perhaps?

I capture the fleeting glory of youth seven times a day. In a tissue.

"Haha, who needs to see another pic of boobs when there are millions of other ones on the internet?"

If you really want to see an NFLer with a bad rap over an awful beat, check out Ray Rice's latest video.

If the roads are in good condition, we might actually make it to White Castle.

I'm afraid to watch Le Mans this year. So many hours of fapping. I'm afraid I'll tear it off!

ON Skid Row, or WITH Skid Row? Looka these tough bastards:

Here are some reasons to be on skid row at night: buy drugs. End of list.

Car crashes are the bouncing tits of the road- you can't not look.

Woman: Whitney, you said that we had to drive the Range all the way to Tahoe because we needed it for off-road.

Woman: Is that Doug DeMuro hiding in the bushes over there?

Oh Yee of little integrity.

Nothing wrong with that if you want to keep paying to have a new car all the time. As for me, both of my cars were made in 2005, one I've owned since 2007 and one since 2010. I haven't had a car payment in over 3 years, and have spent a total of around $100 on repairs for non-wear items. If you include brakes/spark…

Looks like they finally enforced wearing a full uniform for Smokey.

Everything's under control guys, Smokey is on duty.

I've been crunching some numbers.

42,000 lbs roughly converts to 2,700,000 teaspoons of honey.

1 Honey bee worker accounts for 1/12 a teaspoon of honey in its entire lifetime.

So this is around 32 million bees that died for naught.

Granted you're gonna have some guys go down there tonight for some dig races because that…