On the bright side, a lot of people are learning about Aleppo for the first time because of this gaffe.

Your fault for letting him make it to the river!

Michaels will probably line up for more plays for game 1 cause he’s actually had some game time and contact. Dolphins have a new 9 wide defensive scheme now that supposedly emphasises pressure and stopping the run. Could be a bad day for Seattle backs, but a big one for Baldwin and Lockette.

Pick up Forsett or West for the short term if you can. Ravens should be doing a ton of passing again which benefits Forsett, but West will mostly likely get the goal line carries. Forsett>West until proven otherwise. Supposedly West cut 15lbs in the off season, so he might actually be productive now

If only the one investigation were so tasty

Any lighting?

This game is getting out of hand.

#notallgreys

Mmm... back when condoms were just for sailors.

Why can’t this happen in my town?

Oh if you only knew the sexual magic of toe thumbs.

Goes for most businesses really.

Thank you. Much appreciated.

You can’t just be cool and tell me?

Takata claims to have made their new inflaters more resistant to moisture and temperature changes.

That’s like saying you won’t bang Megan Fox because you’re afraid of STDs. Get one of these setups if you’re worried.

I remember thinking that if I’m the backup QB, I’d have just walked back to the locker room and quit right then and there.

“He plays hurt!?? Draft him in the 1st!!!”

If only Teddy Bridgewater played for the Jags, he’d be starting week 1.

Hmm.. classic racism vs what’s trending racism