One cool and really great marketing thing Uber does is have themed vehicles available to pick you up. Like Optimus Prime or Bumblebee.

He looks like a 3 years into meth rehab Tom Brady.

What is that? I’m in love.

And that’s how you score ass folks. Train a bunch of dogs to ride a skateboard and it’s like 101% ass. Probably even celebrity ass.

I’ve heard nothing but praises about them too.

I’m thinking Armortrac. Look at the 4 channels that run through the tread pattern. I think the AT/S would show 2 prominent lines, while this one shows 4.

Anything with that aggressive of a pattern is going to be relatively loud. I actually have KO2s and love them. My previous set were KM2s, but wanted something less aggressive this time around and spent a long time debating between the Duratracs and KO2s. I still wouldn’t mind trying the Duratracs out, but the K02s…

Yeah they look like Wrangler Armortrac. I just added that in the edit.

Can’t be Duratracs. Tread’s not nearly aggressive enough. Just look at the sidewall.

It’s sounds campy, but this current decade has had some amazing cars. We live in great times in terms of cars and technology. I do miss the balls car designers and manufacturers had back in the 60's and beyond though.

It’s racing man, every fraction of a second counts. Just taking a bad line around a turn, or accelerating too hard and having to compensate equals precious seconds. As good as anyone currently is, there’s always time left on the track, and there was a whole lot of it left on this one. I’m not trying to put the pilot…

Doesn’t matter. I touched myself anyway.

That’s exactly what I mean. In all of it’s spicy, freshly cooked in front of me with many free appetizers, glory.

I do hope it changes. They’ve made a lot of good business moves, but at some point they’re going to need to be more original in their designs if they want to be one of the big dogs.

Who would’ve thought that good looks, luxury, and value would attract customers??

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