Invest. She’ll be rich enough to support you after she pays her way through medical school.

DeMuro could be a vampire. He plays it off well, but he has the mannerisms of someone who’s lived multiple lifetimes. He also keeps a hammer next to him in case Klein or Corddry figure him out. Smooth Vlad DeMuro. Smooth.

Tires are a big factor in judging steering feel at highway speeds too. After switching from All-Terrains to mud/rock tires (BFG KM2), I remember my steering feeling looser above 55 mph. Never drove a 2nd gen Xterra so I don’t know how different the steering feels, but my 1st gen is great.

The 1st gen Xterra does have great steering feel. I don’t really notice until I drive another vehicle, but it makes me appreciate it even more. It also handles surprisingly well for something that feels a bit top heavy.

As a 1st gen Xterra owner, I concur. It was originally made to challenge the Wrangler and did well, but lost a lot of the “back to basics” simplicity in the 2nd gen and I think by nature of refinement moved into a different sales category. Both gens are very,very capable off-road, reliable, and have enough aftermarket…

You must not have had your Ferrari with you.

If this is the Nexus of the Universe, what do we call the area in Aspen Hill, MD where there are 2 Shell gas stations right across from each other, but with different prices?

Dammit Kinja, just let me fucking star this!

+1. After a game of HORSE, I sound like a drunk immigrant with down syndrome.

Did he say he’s preparing for “God’s Lentils” in Venezuela? If there really is a boxer with such a name, I might just start watching boxing again.

“Drone” will follow in the footsteps of “hack” and be used to describe anything scarcely relative to the origin term.

Bowling ball is obviously the e brake. Barney was a genius.

Something very similar happened to me at the movies once. Some buddies and I hit happy hour before seeing Napoleon Dynamite and I completely passed out sometime during the movie. I then woke up to a Mexican looking guy shaking me and I rambled, “Pedro, Pedro let me sleep!” and then realized I was in an empty theater…

Everything!

Asian

Could be a driveway. You don’t have scantily clad valets?

No, Jumpsoles is a gimmick. Getting fat is the only way!

The best method is to get fat, learn to carry that weight comfortably, and then lose it all. It’s like unstrapping a loaded backpack.

+1, not enough stars

It’s an exchange program. We export guns, they export drugs and fleeing immigrants.