Dat menu. So good.

It’s been interesting over the years since 3D first really landed to see stylization choices go from necessity to preference for games these days. Today, you can craft damn near anything in 3D within a game engine, where as before it was super limited to going with a particular style solved those limitations.

Maybe they avoided ramps because they lost that rare animation for the hammer suit?

I’m going with “fear-ay” because it sound super pretentious and appropriate.

“...but Nintendo stopped talking about it circa 2012.”

Level 2 player here... autolock Junky every time in QP.. WEEEEEEE

My wife and I routinely refer to bad parkers as Austin Powers because of this scene.

That price point though. I suppose dropping it much further would have dramatically undercut the $200 price for the New 3DS, but if this replace the $80 2DS entirely, that’s a huge leap in price point.

That shot at 3:05.... god damn.

Fastest settlement in the history of ever? Jesus fuck! Good on him.

Primetime tsk tsk’ing someone is maximum Primetime.

It’s interesting that if this is how a celebrity had said things on a talk show or something, it would have sound scripted and not believable. He’s just a bit clumsy and maybe nervous giving an interview while talking about his hobby.

Getting high and getting the munchies would be pretty insane if you used more weed as a snack.

Always fun reading an article where nearly every sentence looks like another language to me. Always funny to wade through paragraphs of terminology that I’m oblivious to.

Killer apps make for killer sales.

I’ve spiked a few controllers through walls at my house. Just recently I managed to blow apart the handle on a Xbox One controller. Bought a new woodgrained painted shell and some replacement parts for the internal bits on eBay and it works great again. Glad it wasn’t my launch day controller, or my new model…

But that image next to your name is so small! How could anyone have known??

Meringue

Pretend you own some Iron Man armor instead of pretending that Iron Man came over to talk with you about important shit over nachos? Blah.

Matlock! Where? I can’t find that shit anywhere anymore.