Cool.

When I first read about this thing, it genuinely took me a long time to wrap my brain around these “juice packet” things. The cognitive dissonance was flavorful. Not until I saw a picture was I able to accept what the fuck these things actually were.

Article title both as a salute to Carmen Sandiego and mocking clickbaity titles....

This definitely helps! Thanks :)

I finally put down Calamity Ganon and now my Switch is sitting sadly in it’s dock.

This is weird to read because I hated getting blood moons. I’d get them one after another in quick succession sometimes too. He gets a blood moon! She gets a blood moon! Blood moons for everyone!

I’d like to point out that buying one just for Zelda is a GREAT idea. It’s fucking amazing. The only game I have for the Switch and I have no regrets. Just a nice warm feeling every time I think about how much fun I had playing it and nothing else until I finished it.

Nintendo rep has this to say...

How far can you go with trying to one-up yourself? This ain’t a Mario Bros. game where one-upping is a good thing...

During the delivery of our first daughter, my wife nearly murdered me for being too close to her while I snacked on a nutter butter (only thing I’d eaten in 10 hours). Apparently the smell was too much for her, even though she normally likes them quite a bit.

Cough...

Burn it. Just burn it all to the fucking ground. What the fucking hell even.

I find it annoying my so called Samsung “smart tv” doesn’t do this for ALL my HDMI connected devices. It does for my Chromecast and my Switch and that’s it. I think it’s a features called AnyNet or something?

How soon until this guy gets laid out on the field and told to not pee in the floor while in a daze?  Not soon enough?

Cloud Saves man... Cloud Saves.

“Kush”

“He was enough of an upstanding citizen that his wife told Indiana Public Media earlier this month that she voted for Trump because she supports his hard-line immigration policies but never imagined her husband would fall victim.”

I wonder how quickly we’ll see a trend emerge of people breaking into them to steal the huge iPad. Gonna be hard to get home without it I’d imagine.

“The kids that couldn’t buy them were just renting them one night after another every time they could get their 5 dollars to rent the games to play them.”

This seems like a brand new thing we haven’t seen in the console space before.