I’m not sure whether to feel empowered, or self-conscious about the lack of seeds and pulp in my juice.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Acne Awareness Month? Zit just got real.

Bush threw his full support behind Kavanaugh twice within the last few weeks. Please miss me with this “critiquing a Dem for fawning over Bush is dividing the left” take TBH.

I think there was certainly a dig at Trump in there.

Jason Whitlock shakes like this

“ b) then started calling himself the “Black Mamba.”

Probably the best thing I’ve seen all week:

He gone and he was never with us black folk. Well, maybe the Black Republicans roll with him, but I don’t fuck with the human embodiment of hogshead cheese

The part where Gillum tells Trump to @ him next time takes me back to high school when two people were about to get in a fight and one person says to the other “You wanna go? We’ll go!” Trump know good and damn well he don’t wanna go, that’s why he punked out and didn’t @ Gillum.

Ivanka has a lot of nerve supporting the empowerment of women on the anniversary of (non-black) women’s right to vote when she favors a party that wants to limit the control women have over their bodies, a party that has no interest in increasing the minimum wage, a party that is anti-welfare, a party that doesn’t…

On the contrary, I’ve not held an hourly job since I was 21. All of my post-college jobs over the last 15 years or so have been salaried. Salary, however, does not equal indentured servitude. Just because you’re being paid a salary doesn’t mean you’re at your employer’s constant beck and call. I’ve got a workday, with…

Oh piss off with your assumptions. God, I’ve so had it with the obnoxious men who post here on Jezebel, willfully misconstruing others’ posts and being willfully ignorant.

I should’ve saved the entire text from the job ad I read a couple of weeks ago.  Minimum requirements: a Master degree and 12+ years experience.  Salary will be $38,000/year.  Fuck this world.

“Always arrive early and stay late without being asked.”

the Nationals could sure use a reliable reliever

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

My husband’s British, and during the World Cup, Euros and Olympics, I loudly interject with my flattest, twangiest “My Country Tis of Thee” just to fuck with him.

Michelle Wolf didn’t actually make fun of Sanders’ looks, though. The actual quote: “she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.” How is saying someone has “perfect” makeup insulting her looks?

Ew.