There’s probably some confused moderate demographic that’s pro-choice in general but has bought into right-wing propaganda and believes “abortion on demand” means either going to the abortion drive-up window every Tuesday morning or forcibly dragging at-term babies out of mom’s hoo-ha with a Hoover. Maybe I’m giving…

Thank you! Jesus Christ, Jezebel, it doesn’t matter what any politician thinks personally about abortion. The question is: do they think they have the right to legislate it? Biden may not want abortion on demand personally, but unless we think he’s going to flip-flop on his policy promises once he gets in office (a…

Right, I was going to say that Joe Biden is also an American Catholic who opposed overturning Roe v. Wade.

“Also, being Catholic isn’t really an excuse to hold shitty views on abortion, when many practicing Catholics do support abortion rights: In 2020, 68% of Catholic Americans said they opposed the overturning of Roe.”

What the hell is this article? I’m starting to wish you guys had gone out of business for good. Half of the articles seem like they’re written by AI and the rest seem designed to intentionally piss off your readers for clicks

Everything you say is a good point. She might have apologized too because now that all the secrets are out it is cathartic, and she doesn’t want JT’s career to suffer now for things that happened 20 years ago. On the scale of reasons someone’s livelihood should be destroyed being a dumb kid in a teenage relationship…

Spill the beans, Matis...

A lowlight of my career is that one time Pauly called me creepy and weird for something that was neither.

“Oh and you fucked it all up? No. Your split isn’t like getting a flat tire or a paper cut or stepping in gum. It’s the result of very intentional acts on your part.”

We have a Navy they could enlist in.

You must have reeeeeeally long arms, ‘cuz honey, that’s a reach...

This cannot be serious, I hope.

Seriously? Are you for real? 

OK these are good. Let’s try it...

I say this because a second Biden/Trump showdown does not, at all, guarantee a Biden win.

That’s very cool that you feel that way and you are certainly entitled to think that about her clothing, but the point still remains that I don’t recall a multi-slide take down of Mitt Romney’s weird ties or George Santos’ ugly ass sweater vests.

I don’t know, man. I just can’t work up mocking a woman for what she’s wearing, even if she’s a dirt bag like this. Other than DeSantis’ shoes*, I can’t think of any male politician getting a whole highlight reel of their silly sweaters (or ties, or whatever).

*And I’d contend the DeSantis shoe coverage is unique from…

that first part about “the failed Biden presidency” is a fair point