The clip is a well known mexican meme. That soap is from the early 90's and the lines are out of this world. And by the way "Maldita lisiada" means "Damn crippled" ("lisiada" is an archaic word that no one uses)

I would like to have my favorite comedians take turns writing the subtitles for this.

Now we are sleep-distance shaming and sad-shaming? Jesus I don't have time for this.

People keep bringing up the "IT ISN'T CHOCOLATE" thing, which...I care about that why, exactly? Chocolate sucks. White chocolate is delicious.

I'm not particularly bothered by this (her actual beliefs, sure, but the disparity between the way she presents herself on the Today show and on her own time, no). I would bet my 401(k) that at least 40% of Fox News' Fungible Leggy Blondes vote straight party Democrat.

I would like to raise an interesting discussion on candy bars vs their mini versions. You briefly touch on how Almond Joy is far more delicious in miniature form because the almond to coconut ratio is better; I find this to be true of many candy bars.

The Slizzerd of Oz.

But don't you understand, black liberals are only successful because of Affirmative Action and white guilt. Whereas black conservatives are successful because America is the greatest nation on earth where the only victims of racism are white folk. Geez, thought everyone knew that by now..

Hey, Kathie-lee! You want to know another black person who has made it? Barack Obama. He has fucking kicked ass in his career.

* swoons * my people!

Ooh, what moisturizers do you use. Skin care is my porn, I could probably keep a single Sephore store in business.

This might be what it takes to actually get me to exercise. I'm way more obsessed with looking younger than I am with looking thinner. I'm only slightly obsessed with the latter. My supplement/moisturizer budget is pretty embarrassing.

"If moms should be making over $100K then why are day care workers generally only paid a little over minimum wage?"

OMG. I was raised by my dad and when I was like.. 9.. I called into our local radio station (ALL BY MYSELF!) on Mother's Day to tell them that my dad was the best mom in the world. I said, "He's my Mr. Mom." Apparently the cuteness was unbearable and I was put on the air. My dad heard it on his way to work and just…

tbh i thought it was a great childfree ad

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY MAILIN EVERYWHERE!

All I can think is "damn... this girl is really fucking into books!"

To the letter of the law AND NO FURTHER. Fuck pants.