Vodka and gin, bleh. Scotch, bourbon, tequila, mmm. I'm with Jack Sparrow on rum. White wine is for when there's no red, and with reds my palate is so unsophisticated that I can just about tell merlot from cab from zin, that's it. I'm just as happy with something from the 5-cent wine sale as a hundred-dollar…

Yeah, but coffee is winning. Coffee. You and I may be classy squares, but the body Jezebel is having pot roast on the way to bingo tonight.

Uhhhhh, this one!

Hey, no shame. Real talk: At least the first five chemicals I tried were to seem cool. Nicotine, alcohol, weed, MDMA, acid. And I still sometimes pretend to like Vodka when someone hands it to me, when the reality is that it tastes like a cleaning product.

You can't make me pick one of those. I would rather wear the Laura Ashley curtain wrap around shorts.

Oh i think they are. Caffeine is winning.

Let's start a club. THE NOT BORING CLUB

And drinking coffee, I presume?

Nevar!

Keep in mind, these people elected the missionary position as the winner last time...

...If you like, I can take your seat at family holidays - your dad and I will get along just fine!

Whoa! Don't drag the Girls into this web of lameness. Also, pretty sure Blanche would disagree with the primacy of missionary

I suspect those ladies would be considerably more adventurous, especially when it came to alcohol and sex.

ANY of it, really.

If you pick caffeine you're proof that women can't have it all.

I wasn't around for that. Really, missionary? Almost as funny.

We voted. We have to own the result. Just like national elections.

The nature of voting for two different choices in sequential iteration.