How much would my parents make in this hypothetical scenario?

....How much do I make in this scenario?

tl;dr in whichever scenario I have more money, I am fine

eta: this excises morals and ethics. if we’re coming at this with ethics, then def be a kid. the ignorance is bliss.

I’m in love with your anger. Seriously. Fuck these people.

Ellie, I really enjoyed your round-up. Can you do these either weekly or biweekly? Another regular column? It helps me get a big picture of what is happening, and I am sure it will help others too.

Also, I’d love action items on the bottom if you have the time. Happy to figure it out myself, but if you have action…

Great article. I have gotten sleep paralysis with very vivid hallucinations my entire life and I have two more pro tips for any one else out there suffering the same:

1. The tip in the article about not sleeping on your back is clutch. Also, avoid sleeping too warmly. If I get too hot while sleeping, I am more likely…

All of these are fear of death. yours or others (cats included) so I guess I came here to say:

Are you insane? LOL ARE YOU RUSSIAN?

Yesssssssss. Thiiiissssssss.

Also, Obama has been FLAWLESS in his composure for 8 years. And now, when America is experiencing something it has never experienced before, something for which there is no blueprint, we liberals who should be writing him thank you letters, are criticizing him for not walking an even…

(tomato-based) Chili with bananas in it.

“WHAT?!” cry out the fools.
“Yes,” said the chili messiah.
And it was good.

ETA: OMG!!!!! Ran back in here to add: DO NOT COOK THE BANANAS WITH THE CHILI. Add the banana to the chili after the chili is done, you fools.

Is that you, Satan?

Dude, it’s only December 10th. I think Obama WILL oppose Trump in the years to come and will lead the activist movement against racist and bigoted policy. But right now Obama is a sitting President and one of the values that as Americans we MUST value is that a sitting president peacefully hands over the baton when…

I think he’s been endearing and cajoling Trump in equal parts. There’s an amusing think piece in Slate about how to best make Trump work for you.

Blac Chyna giving birth to a child that has the potential to make Kylie the aunt to her stepson’s half-sister

RIGHT?! His selling out isn’t surprising! It was well reported on. “YA’LL BEING CONNED” was straight up written in legitimate news sources.

BOB, YOU FOOL.

I used to think Kara was describing her mental anguish over misappropriation of shade for effective comedy.

I see now it’s a genuine cry for help, because headline writers must be in a conspiracy against her. I am so, so, so sorry. You are stronger than I. I would have gone into wit pro by now.

This. My poops have been terrible but it’s because I, and I suspect others too, have been eating high fat, high protein, high everything foods like a squirrel preparing for winter. On some level, many of us are likely over eating and shitty eating because our stress level has told our bodies to prepare for the worst.

I did this before work this morning. This and other chores. I woke up an hour earlier than usual because I haven’t been sleeping will since the result of the election. So, I put on non-political podcasts and cleaned before getting ready for work. It was good. Therapeutic. 10/10 would recommend.

Except Trump supporters have higher median income than Clinton supporters. Among low income and middle income and high income voters, Trump got the white folks.
Among high school dropouts and high school graduates and college graduates, Trump got the white folks.