Billy, I want you to know that I use your articles as a valuable teaching aid. I’m an expat editor living in Costa Rica and make some side cash teaching intermediate to advanced English. One of my students is a late 20s football obsessive, and so I thought I would liven up the classes by drawing from Screamer. Your…

Legally, stink eyes are allowed. Next time, let your inner stink skunk out your eye!

Oh this gives me hope, cause HRC also said she wasn’t planning on running for President.

NEVER ACCEPT NO FOR AN ANSWER.

Flotus. *hearts in eyes emojis* Can’t wait for The POTUS formerly known as FLOTUS pt. 2

Yea, I’ve been saying (I HAVE!) that she needs to have a talk show.

Ok, but what if now he loses a close family member. Being a good human sucks. Constant dishing of the empathy to assholes when bad things happen to them that no one deserves. *kicks dust, hands in pockets like in a peanuts comic strip*

Same! I negotiated life terms with my cat. I told her she must outlive me and her silence was all I needed by way of er signature. She said nothingm so >:} Bitch got duped into living for many, many, many decades and Trump dictatorship terms to come. >:}

George DiCaprio, who edgily hung Hieronymus Bosch’s famous triptych The Garden of Earthly Delights above his young son’s bed

The crazy thing is the original argument for repealing the 13th amendment is a DUMB AND SHORT SIGHTED AS FUCK anti-slavery liberal argument, that by now has bee hijacked by racists. Old but instructive:

Yes. Listen, I was going to google for you some evidence, but then remebered 2016 has been hard on all of us, and if you’ve survived this long without knowing the various and inevitably-fetishized manifestations of furry-dom, why would I do this to you? I am not cruel.

Your sister is a hero.

Joanna, I know this is only step one in a twelve step plan to come out as a furry. You are so brave.

as the sister of two brothers, the daughter of a father, the mother of a male cat, the consensually grabbed pussy of a boyfriend, and the oggler of shirtless men in superhero movies, I deserve no applause for appreciating this post more than you

...Ok... but then when do you tweet about your enemies, both perceived and real? Tangible and abstract?

Abridged version of this excellent article:

If he doesn’t write TRUMP in gold lettering on the white house facade I’ll be dissapointed. Like, if he’s going to run our country into the ground, he better commit to the cartoonish traits we’ve come to laugh at him for, you know?

I laughed at your joke, then realized that if Trump became president, taking a shit in the white house garden is one of the most productive things he would do. *the terror sets it*

Is there a way to set up alerts for specific categories or brands? For example, I’ll always be interested in Tarte, Adidas, Asics, laptops (as I am looking to replace mine next year), and one of those grams scale for kitchens.

Is there a way to set up alerts for specific categories or brands? For example, I’ll always be interested in Tarte,…

Yaaaaaass Tarte. I swear by their amazonian clay foundation.

Yaaaaaass Tarte. I swear by their amazonian clay foundation.

When you gonna get woke to woke?

Oh. I thought she meant Juan Valdez the coffee. Whoops.