Beat me to it.

The killer example is an interesting one to think about. Most homicides are one-time murders in the heat of tense moment. Still wrong, still should and do serve jail time, the lack of impulse control is a problem, the disregard for human life horrifying.

That said, the murderers most likely to kill strangers (e.g.…

Yep, I came down here to say the exact same thing. Brantley is clever as hell. Get it, Brantley, you forced your cause before the eyes of people who had never heard about it (including me) by yanking a mummy out of a tanning bed.

You’re a visionary, Jujy.

Read the headline, skipped the article, jumped to the comment section for the mommy war.

Congrats on both the kid and new job!!! Glad you have some time to lurk and snark.

Where have you been??

This is amazing. Glad I went into the TWSS backlog.

I love you avatar.

(and your point)

My dad reads Fox News headlines to me to get a reaction. I slip away every time.

I did something similar to my dad to get him to agree with Obamacare, I just didn’t all it Obamacare, universal healthcare, or socialized medicine. Stay away from the trigger words and people’s morals and ethics tend to lean left.

I laughed. You really need to embrace this type of in-law while you can, before you know it they’ll be extinct.

As I just told Molly with the Mediocre hair:

I liked “Do an inappropriate slapstick fall to the ground.” I feel like this could be a Buzzfeed quiz.

“What’s your personality type?/What type of pizza topping are you?/What internet meme are you?”

1 quiz question: Which of these deescalation tactics most appeal to you?

I pick slapstick and my result is…

Oh I agree! Akkadian is such a rich tonal language. I enjoyed making thematic links between linguistic tone, word choice, and action. For example, readers of any English translation may miss the sex scene in the dream sequence, but in the Akkadian original, strategically placed grunts give the sex act away—and how!

By the Sea director Angelina Jolie

Oh god, no, don’t read the translation. The editorialize a lot for an English-speaking audience, and you miss all the cultural nuances.

You must be A Man’s shrieking wife!

Condolences.

Yes, but I think Clinton wants to lash out. In the near week before this speech, Trump hasn’t had an insane quote since “Obama and Clinton founded ISIS”. Instead, his team has been trying to soften his stance on immigrants (not in policy so much as in tone) to court the white suburban republicans who have been turned…

I think he means new candidates with political experience, not ‘new’ in the sense they’re politically inexperienced.

This clarification doesn’t make him anymore right, just clarifying so I can be fair when I smack that opinion of his down.