I repeat my celebrity facts with the caveat “I heard this from an extremely unreliable source, btw, so spread this gossip accordingly.”

I don’t think I was add to all the jez subblogs, just the slot and pictorial. Though it’s possible I was already ungreyed elsewhere, like the muse, and forgot. Why am I even commenting? I am so unbothered by gray status or not. Me right now:

http://gph.is/11lDgvY

I dunno why it won’t let me attach the gif like an adult.

“But if you vote for me, then my racist base won’t!”

When I saw the headline and author, I left to make a delicious snack then sit down and read a snow cover on this Musk/Heard gossip. And it was only a snippet. This isn’t your fault, ofc, you report on the info that you can find, but please, please, please do not let this go. I need this.

(clicks tongue)

Downside: Everything
Upside: Maybe one of these racist, misogynist bigots will look up her photo (cause they are scum) then hate themselves and cry as they inevitably masturbate (DON’T PICTURE THAT PART IT’S GROSS) to a sexy, successful black woman.

I came here to comment the same thing as you. I’m cutting Schumer slack in my not-at-all-important or asked-for opinion on the subject of Schumer, woman-in-spotlight-who-must-be-pondered-and-debated-over.

Gleefully entering the debate, I reflect on the lowkey and confused misogynists in my own life who I groan about…

Watch at your own risk:

I too am suspicious of this whole “Kara is fine!” schtick. I think they’re just posting as her. She’s actually detained in Rio in Lochte’s swim bag. It smells like sweat, chlorine, and hair dye. She is not fine.

Why are you a fan of women’s weight lifting? I watched a male weightlifter lift too much and his elbow bent the wrong way and I have decided, after cleaning up the vomit, that I am against weight lifting for all genders, species, planets.

Yea, I went on to read other comments and eventually figured out what you meant. Dude, I was ready for some crazy kick back conspiracy in public-private prisons at the state level. Sigh. *turns off RageTwit (patent pending), goes back to eating chips and reading Jezebel*

Sadly, it won’t change a damn thing when it comes to the majority of private prisons, which are run by state governments.

Omg I have never seen this segment. I am screaming. LET BILL NYE SPEAK, FFS.

edited to add: OMG WHEN THE NO-NAME COMEDIANS START TALKING. OMG. I CAN’T STOP SCREAMING.

Hi, Jeb! :) Welcome to The Slot. Cool burner name!

Is it inappropriate to say David Phung is fine as hell?

I’ll see myself out....

Taking this video with me. For science.

If you look closely in the door frame behind the fire extinguisher you can see Joanna and Kate holding super soakers at her back menacingly. *shudders* I HOPE YOU’RE SAFE KARA.

Tweet about the Rio Olympics is you’re in danger so we can get you help.

First Joanna tells me that Kara is on vacation, then Kate posts an article saying she’s fine, nothing to see here, carry on.

Um. I wasn’t worried but now I am. WHERE IS KARA BROWN?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER? I demand an investigation! Brb, need to photoshop pics of Kate and Joanna in Guy Fawkes masks into Kara pics…

Um, where is Kara Brown? I was coming in here ready to be Team Kara, cause I feel like her deftly deployed sass will stun opponents into a stupor as she laps them.

I guess I’m Team HamNo now just cause he seems like the uber competitive type who takes everything too seriously, AND I TOO AM HERE TO WIN, HAMNO. LET’S DO…

Yes, all 500 of them Mc...MCull.. (not worth scrolling up) votes!