He grew that mustache to hide his expiration date.

Frisson!

Got chills throughout.

And molester.

You want 2015 Brad? Or do you have a time machine?

IF WOMEN HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE, THEN SO DO MEN.

ETA: I just did a google image search for Brad Pitt 2015. He has not yet expired. You were right all along. I am sorry.

Yes, you’re right, but the victim here* isn’t exactly navigating life with full deck.

*This is rape, she is a victim. I still stand by my teasing.

One life down, eight to go.

Also, not to be that marm, but...
LOL! Gun violence is so casual and common in the USA that the reporting and commentary isn’t alarmed by stray bullets in residential areas any more.

Pretty sure you’re arguing with a lawyer bot.

It’s not “down town” it’s “down down”

I think the tone is appropriate here. She’s also just 19. I think people who have yet to experience major life miles (like moving out of the house and adulting a little) get a gentle slap on the wrist and a pass for this sort of cluelessness. She’ll look back on this in six years and most likely be so embarrassed. I…

I mostly want to sit her down and explain why she’s about to be lovingly reviled in think pieces now, but I’m also side-eyeing the shit out of her parents. They’re setting this tone at home, no matter how much she loves Fall Out Boy. Like this is the kind of opinion that is passed down usually. SIDE EYE.

I dunno. I doubt he gives oral. He seems to selfish to go down on the missus.

Why can’t I find more recent Shade Courts than this one? I am deprived. Kara. Look, I don’t wanna be like, that needy bitch, but *taps on her veins, tightens a torniquet with teeth* I’m ready.

Wait, why do people hate Chrissy Teigen?

People is reporting that One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson is having a baby with L.A. stylist Briana Jungwirth,

Rats are excellent pets. I had three consecutively growing up. Harriet, my favorite, would roll around the house in her transparent ball and chase the dog, or sit on my shoulder and watch TV with me. She was the greatest. She knew her name and came when called. <3 Harriet

I suspect he’s not got any psychological issues, he knows exactly what he is doing, and this is a marketing ploy.

I didn’t know this debate was a thing, and I am so glad that I do now. I think Charlie won, but it’s cause you asked the question wrong (sorry). Obvs Charlie wins if it’s 2015 Charlie v. 2015 Frankie. But you need to pitch old school Frankie for him to take the cake, no contest.