Notice how they only little girls into that. I applied but they said I’m too old. #Ageism is a fucking plague.

I save each season for the one time per year I am sick enough to stay home. It’s the perfect show to binge watch while sick. If you fall asleep for 3 or 4 episodes, you can continue watching without being lost.

He probably thinks its icky. Two or more apples of the same tree touching pulp — no homo!

Lolololemon’s business plan:

I think at this stage in the evolution of the English language, it’s safe to assume that whenever apparel is recalled, it’s Lululolololelululollalalemon, unless otherwise specified. We should submit this to Oxford and Merriam-Webster.

My cool grandma’s name is also Norma!!!! What’s in a name? An entire pathology of cool.

Co-signed, because I would win. >:}

You heard it here, folks. Jane-Luc Picard is going on a murder rampage. But, as a SJW sticking to her convictions and her anti-gun position, she won’t be wielding an oozi. Look out for a flamethrower, and dive out of her way.

These prices are outrageous. I get that they are priced to support a campaign but dude, dude, it’s a kitschy throw pillow that will embarrass you in 2017.

No.

For grammar nazis:

Josh Hartnett is one to talk. He’s off-brand Ashton Kutcher.

It’s sad to see Jordan has caved to the unrealistic beauty demands of Hollywood. He was beautiful before and he’s beautiful now, but he’s clearly had some work done. While I strongly believe that he should be empowered to undergo any safe procedure to boost his self esteem or take control of his expression of…

I met another popular Jezebel commenter AND SUB BLOGGER (bragbrags) because we both happened to be good friends with the same guy. It was the happiest day of my life. She knows who she is.

YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE KING’S SPEECH. I WAS MOVED.

Or Kara, won’t you feel the fool when it’s discovered that the misunderstood social justice artist was trying to convey that racism is as dead as this tree.

Arbologist Ree L. Naim said that the tree, though disfigured, survived the artistic attack, adding salt to the artist’s wounds.

Preach.

I read your comments as if the character in your avatar from We Are the Millers is speaking. This one was extra funny to me.