Is that comment your April Fool’s joke? Your a couple days late.

I can understand liking Portlandia. It has its moments. But ever since Gawker did that piece on Armisen I’ve been side-eyeing him. I don’t know that everything Gawker threw against him will land, and for sure some of it was overstate for the clicks (gotta get paid, I get it), but damn if Elisabeth Moss isn’t pretty…

*revokes your liberal hippie crown* TRUE HIPPIES DON'T OWN COMPUTERS/TVS/NETFLIX. TRUE HIPPIES HAVE SEX.

I've noticed that people only mention the caffeine win when they know deep down in their hearts that they just voted wrong.

No. It was not. You did the right thing. Take all your self-doubt gifs and save them for next year's march madness.

Your analogy is so on point. I also hate when it's like "Hey you can't stream this but you can get the DVD."
Why would I do that? Do I need to go to a museum first and ask if I can borrow a DVD player?

And Fred Armisen gives me the heebie jeebies.

http://calmingmanatee.com/12

Only if you want to take it that way, or if you know the person loves to be a snake. I mean if she was a meangirl type, for sure that was shade! But she was a love-for-all hippie and high when she said it. I think she just meant she was looking at my features and didn't realize before because she hadn't been paying…

One of my favorite memories to date was from college. I was hanging out with a girlfriend and she suddenly stopped talking and said "Whoa, I never realized you're really pretty." FINALLY, the world is catching up with what I have always known. *hairflip*

I mean... I think this is true for most people. That doesn't make Netflix better. I've been bitten by mosquitos more than I've swum in a lagoon with a majestic manatee (once, only once *sob*), and I still prefer the latter.

I hope you like me so that when I yell at you it hurts you right in the pride.

Netflix has this hilarious tantric sex guide that is basically porn with really bad special effects of like misty fireworks over orgasms. You're welcome.

I think you struck the right tone with this comment. Firm, but reasonable. I support you.

My go to move was, back when I was a dating shark or barricuda, "Oh he's a great guy, but I just knew we weren't a good match. I hope he finds someone and is happy."

ETA: To be fair, it was mostly true cause I only consider relations 1+ year real enough to put in the list of exes. Anyone else is a bump in the road and…

...These arms are creepily long, right? Bride of Slenderman.

I'm came down here to post the exact same thing. I'm glad someone with such an awesome username had that comment on lock.

Thanks! <3 I'm fond of it too, because it is truth in a world of deception.

BeyonceIsTheFirstFeminist should be my new username.