What?! Why would a cake do that? Tell me more about this conspiracy theory.

This may be a generational thing, cause back in my day, AIM was also amazing. It's how highschoolers let other highschoolers know through obnoxious neon-on-black text who their boyfriend or girlfriend was.

I'm Team Cake and Team Gchat so...

Yea, like a subway or something.

Your Ramsey Snow reference is marginally less horrifying than your March Madness voting strategy.

Then the seed should read "accidental reply-all gossip that embarrasses the sender." Most reply all is lame.

TYPICAL RINGTONE-SPLAINING OF FEMINISM.

And now you're broke. That is definitely not the dark horse.

Those are the same 5% responsible for war, poverty, disease, famine. They are why we can't have nice things. They're the party pooper at every party. The guest who got too drunk at the wedding and puked on the bride. They're filibustering our joy.

Thank you for identifying yourself as someone who isn't in it to win it. Bye, loser.

Global warming changed to climte change because the right wanted a less alarmist phrase for talking about global warming/climate change. The left didn't change it. The right did. He basically just said "Notice how it was global warming? And then my people changed it to climate change? It's cause we didn't believe the…

I've never had a million dollars but I'd vote for that over poop overy day. You voted wrong. It's ok. It's only round one. You can get back on that horse.

Fuck, it does. I'm Team Cake. Or I was Team Cake. Listen, remember when the UK and the US were bitter enemies and had like, a war and shit? That's who we used to be.

That was a bleak time in our collective history. Watch it come down to Seamless v Redecorating. Some lame ass Jane will be all "HUEHUE. What's better than ordering chinese food while decoupaging a reading room?!?!?! #rainbows"

I'm glad your on my team. I too want to publicly ridicule the reply-all people.

You can sniff them out by writing a think piece on this "new trend." They'll immediately jump into the comment section to bask in this validation of their pervy behavior. And then we pull the rug out from under them. #Scheming

I can't believe close to 40% of you loonies voted for reply-all. Already? Already? I'm having flash backs to the cake-pie war of yore. #TEAMCAKE #TEAMPIESTEPOFF #THISISNOTFORYOU

Hahaha, that person was probably doubling down, but I can't help but wonder if maybe after the urban legend became a meme some lone soul out there really did name their kids Lemonjello or Shithead. Like, the origins of the story are 100% fake, but once it became popular, did someone do it? It's possible that someone,…

Yea, being corrected on really dumb urban legends is knee-jerk embarrassing. I was definitely embarrassed, but also grateful to learn now instead of repeating this for decades.

Layered chunky costume jewlery from NY & Company or Express or Macy's will make me Momma Unicorn. I am aware.