WHY IS YOUR CAR COMBAT READY?!

Same. Down to the difficulty with children. I get better at it when they're not dumb and boring as heck.

Listen, this is genius, ok? When I have to go to many different events in a single day, and each event has a distinct dress codes, all black in different shades and textures never. fails.

Be prepared for all the nudity.

Never seen that! The Source Family is on Netflix, if you use it.

The dumpster diving in the wikipedia page is giving me the heebie jeebies.

I don't know much about Kate Hudson. Does she forage for food? I didn't even know this was a thing people who live in cities could do.

The only thing I know about hippy cults is what I learned from the documentary The Source Family. Watch it if you haven't already.

Man, I applaud her for being so bold about her alternative life style. My knee-jerk reaction is to snark re: how extreme it sounds, but whatever, man. Shailene, and everyone, should just do what makes them happy.

That is bad! Apparently Shithead is a common urban legend and not true. Booo. Duped again by memes. :( And this one duped my mom too. Tricksy urban legends.

Oh derp! I had no idea it was a common urban legend. Now I'm wondering if my mom heard the story from a coworker and it just keeps getting appropriated? Straight up making this up doesn't sound like my mom, but stealing the story from someone else and cating herself as the new star totally does sound like her. Haha.

You're right to yell at me like a lesser human. I'm a fucking idiot for trusting my mom. :( She's never willfully led me astray before, so statistically speaking, it was time for this to happen.

... Are you trolling? How has that not crossed the pond more?

When I was a toddler, I had a me-size Big Bird's nest and I would sit in it as part of my Sesame Street watching ritual.

My mom is a teacher and has seen quite a few unfortunate names, among them Precious Kisses.

That was my exact reaction. Which is extra funny cause I think it's Koopah-Troopah. Can't even spell Koopah right.

I would like to get you started on Julia Stiles. Dish.

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Haha, yea he is boasting about SEX. DID YOU KNOW?! HE DOES IT.