Fuck. Now I have a moral dilemma. Do I read that interview, or do I stay blissfully ignorant? :(

Yes, for sure. Especially when the person actually worked hard (but not that hard, let's be real) to get there.

Never heard of him. Now I googled him. ...Let's agree to disagree.

Nononononononono! Do not root for that asshole! I think the movie is supposed to make you uncomfortable in not hating the instructor as much as you should hate him. My reactions towards him oscillated between "you are amisguided monster who needs therapy" to "DIE, VILLAIN, DIE!"

But you're supposed to want to punch Teller in Divergent! That's his role. The title is "Guy you should want to punch if the director and writers have done their jobs right."

Aww thanks!

You're right, in this instance and in technical terms. Pointing out privilege does not undermine chutzpah and stand-up character.

Yep, I absolutely agree.

I don't even think it's cause we're so awesome, but it's cause we're liek Quick Draw McGraw. Even if someone wanted to dump us, the most likely scenario is we'd have the draw on them and pull out first. pewpewpew!

I frequently tell my boyfriend that I will consider [random sex act] if he completes [random errand or chore]. And then he does it! And then he comes over to watch me consider it. "Will it happen this time?!" So far, each consideration has resulted in a no. I sometimes make a big theatrical show of silently weighing…

I wish I could give half stars to comments.

That cover has carried me through a breakup. That I initiated, but hey, I can be sad even as the dumper! (always the dumper, never the dumped #ruthless)

This is a great weekly feature! Thank you. I really appreciate this service.

I don't know how to not sound sarcastic on the internet. I am being sincere (for the first time). Please continue this.

Whiplash is so good that Teller, while being amazing and the best, isn't even the best thing about that movie. The best thing about that movie is the constant state of anxiety it puts you in. I walked away from it with my heart in my throat (and a new crush in my loins).

I'm excited for that!

I need to watch that!

I haven't seen Two Night Stand. Now I will! I need new Teller-related material in my fantasy bank.

Find a new stomach. It's a must.

100% agreed with everything above. Maybe you aren't a robot. I dunno. Have you seen Whiplash?

Let's set up a trap for them. They can get eaten by a vagina/vulva/ set of labia like that extra in Neil Gaiman's American Gods.