I like Cumberbatch until I saw The Imitation Game. That movie was bad.

I knew exactly which vagina painting it would be before following the link because there is really only one old-timey famous painting of a vagina (that isn't subtext or implied, but overtly a vagina).

lmao, nice try, guy who is afraid Spotify data is going to blow up his spot.

You're a dead shark walking, is what you are. *growl*

YOU ARE CORRECT. YOUR OPINION IS THE CORRECT ONE!

I don't believe for a second someone named Mateo said that to him. I feel like someone named Bob or Bill or Andy said that, and Jaden had to make the story sexier by saying the person who said it is "Mateo." Cool, hip, definitely not a Bob.

Well you don't love Teller so either
A) You haven't seen Whiplash yet. When you do, you will know the truth.

I too was sort of neutral on Teller. Then I saw Whiplash and I get lady boners for talent. Now I'm his ride-or-die fan (until he does something horrible, then I'll drop him, FAME IS A FICKLE FRIEND!)

I get into them a lot, so I must write ambiguously/obtusely as floorboard grit.

Google doesn't know jack shit. No way a 16 year old can be that loopy. This is definitely a 7 year old. 8 tops.

Theo James confused by a camera:

This is definitely a text miscommunication. I'm not defending his honor/looks/right to wear a flat-brimmed cap. He has none of those things.

I think he's 6 or 7, judging by his twitter account.

While Theo James is super hot, his eyes are void of intelligence and that's a turn off for me. It could be an act, but what does he gain from the "I'm legit dumb" act?

LOL. 50 Shades of Grey is so bad it has made a grey three-piece suit shameful and taboo.

I feel like Jaden Smith gets a pass for legit being a child. Ansel Elgort is only a child in his head.

How do you feel about his thoughts re: you?

This entire thread is gibberish to me. I need Seth Meyers to explain it.

This article has also made me impressed with Violetta.

Now that I can tell this-guy-whose-name-I-just-learned and Miles Teller apart, I would like to ask the Jez community: