Do you work? Does your work fulfill you?
Do you live in a place that doesn't get a lot of sun?

Oh, come on, it's just to make my case look stronger. I'll give you twenty bucks. And you only have to blow him once. You don't even need to be conscious for it.*

As an atheist,

Oh no, not here. People here are fine. I meant the people in the court room crying out, lamenting over the incarceration of the white dude, and the comment section of the local news channels (the true hell of the internet.)

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Only if it's a wool scarf.

God, your comment hurts me right in the nostalgic crush. :( I a copy of GQ once in my life, and it was when Depp was on the cover. I STILL have it, sitting behind my highschool year book. It hurts so much to know he's a joke now. I believed in him.

Good news.

I like the silhouette and bold lines. I think the problem is the overwhelming purple and the shade of purpose chosen. Whoever designed this should not be discouraged. Try again. It's close to being interesting in that lofty fashion way.

I like how O'Reilly stresses that NYTimes likes Kelly, as if this makes her a traitor to Fox. A sheep in fox clothing.

I got WIFs. Where do I put them? I will put them here. These are my truest struggles.

What if I have to go to a friend's wedding, but not like a super close friend, more like a casual friend, and their wedding is super fancy and I know they want ladies in knee-length or longer gowns, but all of my long-length gowns…

A better defense would have been "I wasn't even there. That was my evil twin, Vandenbwhahahaha."

I'm actually terrified of meeting my celebrity crush, because what if in person they are no where near as cool as in my head? Then my crush is over. Crushes are fun

Oh man my #1 celeb obsession also spends a lot of time in upstate new york. Does this mean my mystery celeb (I can't say who it is because it's embarrassing) is also probably not a scientologist?!?!

I'm wading into his fan pool like I wade into an open air pool in Alaska. Terrified, but willing because it seems nice.

:> I want to love him.

They would have had an easy time finding consenting partners given their popular status on campus. Football players.

Both these men are disgusting.

Still, I just can't help but notice how people seem more shocked and outraged by the white guy's conviction. They both did the exact same thing. Vandenburg, if anything, was the greater idiot. Both are equally villainous. And yet the crowd reaction seems to suggest people expected Batey…

Wizardry.

Nicki's tweet endeared her to me? I mean I like Nicki usually, but not in an "awwwe" way. She made me "awe."

Is there some strange cosmology happening tonight? Astrologists, please explain.