GTFO, HATER. *slaps you with a wiig full of fish*

Pipl: This one freaked me out because it elegantly compiles the information into an easy-to-read report. Listed below the report are the many sources of information Pipl is pulling from. This might help you figure out what social networking profile is responsible for listing your phone number in a public space because…

That photo made me wince and gasp. I can't.

This sun flare took Clover from fabulous to goddess. She makes light.

I mean, non-white people enjoy those things too. Especially quinoa. Pretty much South Americans been holding down quinoa for centuries (Andean region) - wait no, millenia.

My point: what's your point?

I need to hear more from this dog. Can he guest blog on the Dog blog? Thanks.

Sounds to me like the bears have been watching 50 Shades and are just ramping up their boning with disastrous results.

#ClimateChangeShlimateShange

I don't think it did tarnish the reputation in a way that produced tangible consequences. Was there a steep drop off in applications? Did people transfer to other schools in droves?

The fact that people can gasp and clutch their pearls as the systematic problem, while individually unraveling and discrediting every…

I had no idea she has Chikunguya. I am 100000% more sympathetic to everything Lohan. That shit is no joke. It's horrifying and she'll never stop feeling its symptoms.

Some of you know I live in Costa Rica and it can be found here. There are Chikunguya prevention and information commercials that play on TV and before…

One day, I too can surgically remove the parts of me that don't look good in old white men's clothing. #DreamBig #ShootForTheMoon

Any lady with some belly and these pants will forever hate Kendall Jenner for selling her on these pants.

That commercial was so bad tho.

I know a baby so beautiful and regal YES REGAL THIS CHILD IS REGAL that he would put your lesser kin to shame. #Throwdown

This baby is nowhere near as cute as Bradley Cooper's baby in American Sniper.

Also, I think it looks "off" because he is mid-strut and working it. It's legit swaying on that strut and caught in the middle of a sway.

And yes, that penis is totally normal.

This is such a great expression.

I, the lib priest, accept your confession. Read The Shock Doctrine 2 more times to atone.

Gah, I haven't had time to tune in yet, so these write-ups are helping me keep current. But I still feel like I just need to make the time.

So tucking in is what makes me feel too polished, so that is a pro tip

lol, it's fine. It happens all the time on the Internet. Text misses a lot and the Kinja comment thread is a maze of usernames and replies.