Watch as the unelected UK prime minister goes to Washington to beg Trump for scraps, now that the country is friendless and desperate.

Don’t forget that he’s been so busy that he can’t be bothered with providing aid to Georgia, Alabama or Florida in the aftermath of a tornado. But definitely, allocate all resources into determining that his dick, I mean inauguration measures up to the women’s march and Obama’s inauguration.

He cracked long ago, the problem is that he now has more resources to go after people that slighted him. Basically it is the worst case scenario. Before he just complained about Mexicans, noting them as people coming in stealing the jobs and shooting up the place before loading their low riders with ham. Now he can…

“Derriere?” “Flapjack?” “Tourists?”

Confounding me too. I don’t know what was even remotely feminist about “Love Story”, so I don’t think it’s that. Its big catchphrase was “Love means never having to say you’re sorry”, but...hmm... “sorry”, 5 letters. “Cancer”, 6 letters.

I recall one episode where they completely went against her usual character image - always put-together, collected, etc. She’s up for an award at The Teddy Awards and in the course of the show she caught a vicious cold, had her dress ruined by the cleaners, had to borrow a strange overtly-sexy dress from Rhoda (a big…

The time when a Republican might Create the EPA.

And Moore’s real-life persona reflected her character, as well, which elevated her status among feminists (even if she was a Republican)

What a weird comment to get so offended by

“If the reverse of this movie was made, I bet you snowflakes would be crying racism.”

I always thought a lot of his dumb act WAS an act (I truly believe the man got elected because people thought he’d be cool to have a beer with...). I mean, I don’t think he was secretly Einstein or anything, just that he wasn’t QUITE as stupid as he came off. But I remember hearing about this, now that you mention,…

Have you seen America lately? Ugh. I would die if I didn’t read.

The same way you go from a Nobel Prize winner at Energy to a Dancing with the Stars loser.

Bush actually read quite a lot! Something like two books a week. That’s right: Trump makes George W. Bush look like a fucking academic.

It’s not so much that I thought Donald Trump actually read a lot of books of any kind, but for some reason it has just hit me. Our President is a man who doesn’t read any books. Any of them. At all. (Look, I’m sure plenty of our presidents have not been big readers - W. comes to mind, but hell Laura was a teacher and…

This is absolutely mind-boggling to me. Normal adults often don’t even have time for a few minutes of television daily and THIS IS OUR PRESIDENT (?!). I will also just never get over the fact that the man who holds the most important office in the world tweets infantile word detritus to the tune of 140 characters…

But his meetings now begin at 9 a.m., earlier than they used to, which significantly curtails his television time. Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books, is able to end his evenings with plenty of television.

And she lies.

“Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books...”

...and he and his team are using a private server now.