I’m pro ink but Miley’s arms look like bad tat management. I want to hear the new album, my secret wish is that she’ll end up as this generation’s Dolly Parton (who’s also covered in tats, so at least there’s that). And: good burn, girl.

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

Was Pence there, or were there too many non-wife women showing ankle for him to participate?

I thought he crushed it. And not that any Trump supporter would have watched, but it is impossible to argue with his closing remarks, which were mega inspiring. Even that turd, Darrell Issa was caught on camera giving some kind of recognition.

This woman needs to marry the CEO of Chobani. Because that would be the funniest damn thing ever. Can you even begin to imagine how his followers would react? Exploding heads for days.

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

Same. Rage is a powerful thing. I lost my mom to cancer not long ago and if anyone talked shit like this, nothing would be sacred.

I don’t disagree, but he is in enormous grief and shock and this is an easy, but effective shot. My mom died of cancer not to long ago painfully and I would lose my fucking mind if someone carried on like this raging piece of shit. Nothing would be off limits.

You guys are probably too young to remember the “Chachi is a heartthrob years”, but even though he was a sex symbol, people really never related to him like they do other celebs. Random aside: he tried to start a trend by wearing a bandana tied around the thigh of his jeans all the time. It was so stupid.

I’m a compassionate person. I’m very heartbroken over her passing, especially since it was cancer.

Wonder if Choate alumna Ivanka Trump will make a statement about this horrifying news.

meanwhile:

Yesterday, December 7, 1941 - while eating a beautiful pastrami sandwich, it was made at Mendy’s, they have the best pastrami, cut just perfect, falls apart when you bite it, you know, and I’m telling you the knish on the side was made by the best people, and wherever they get their rye bread is getting a presidential…

i don’t care, but i know someone who has a pie for him

Like all assholes, it’s probably red velvet.

The Big Easy sex scene linked above (which is ALREADY now no longer available) is one of the most deliriously SESHUAL movie sex scenes of all time despite containing absolutely no nudity. Essential viewing.

You are 100% correct. Obviously the levity with which I made my initial request (“Idle speculation and unsourced rumors very much encouraged”) didn’t come through with sufficient strength.

Blackmail involves the threat of sharing information by perfectly legal means—say, writing a letter to a newspaper, or making a post on a public social media forum—that would be embarrassing and/or costly to the victim, usually because it involves proof of the victim engaging in behavior that would violate some social…

No. That’s the same excuse people use to explain away revenge porn. No one deserves to be blackmailed.