I’m sorry his mom died, but wtf was he thinking not to sign a prenup? Dude you were having a mid life/pirate crisis marriage to a pretty young thing, and you didn’t think for just a second that a prenup might me a good call? Bad call, captain jack.

THE AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE AND THEY’RE SACRIFICING THE DOGS TO THE KANGAROO MAFIA.

My edit is not sticking. Delight in his divorce. I'm sure Vanessa was very respectful during the death of her (essentially) mother-in-law.

NO PRENUP!!

Vanessa Paradis is cackling most delightedly in her French mansion with a glass of the good stuff and the pool boy.

I get the feeling that Obama could run into a burning building and singlehandedly rescue an entire Lamaze class full of women and fetuses, plus a basket full of adorable puppies, and certain people would still find something to criticize about it.

Suppressive person, i.e. Someone who knows the truth about the cult that is Scientology. Those silly cultists like to harass the people they call SP’s

Your comment reminded me of my dad. Yesterday, he went to talk to the 8th graders about Vietnam because he fought three tours there. They were learning about it in class. He was telling them about the pins on his hat and what they meant. He has a ranger pin because he went to Ranger school. He started to tell them…

We had a family movie afternoon recently where wifey and I showed JujyJr “Ghostbusters” for his first time. He dug it. He seems to be excited about the remake where I will use as reinforcement for my “girls and boys can do their own things, and it’s cool, but sometimes they can do the same thing and it’s cool too”…

Leslie’s laugh when Kate said she used to be an umpire killed me.

“Tuesday she donned the same cream outfit she wore to Prince George’s christening in 2013. Two kids later, it’s impressive that she can wear the same outfits, but should enough be enough?”

Did they really try to make that connection? I mean Kate Middleton has a lot of other things she can rub people’s noses in, if she wanted to, for goodness sake. Also, she has always “recycled” her outfits which is something I’ve always liked and appreciated about her.

There is nothing not to hate about the phrase “recycling clothes.”

Justin Bieber is the worst.

I thought he was pretty clear in the original interview that he wasn’t talking about things that had happened to him, but things that had happened to other child actors he had worked with or been friends with. It’s sad that he has to re-clarify that. Stupid Internet.

UGH. Pranks that are either physically or emotionally hurtful are NEVER FUNNY. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

You’re fine. It happens so much, and rubs me the wrong way-in combination with this being the third publication I was writing for that day, moving, and various personal issues, I lost my head and got disproportionally annoyed. Best wishes in all further ventures in sarcasm to us both.

I apologize if this particular comment format is something you find disagreeable. Was just trying to sarcastically point out that rich and powerful people are exactly the ones I expect to have boundary issues, especially when they’re part of profession that often requires physical attractiveness to the opposite sex.

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My uncle used to tell me this story all the time about his experience with bullying during his time in HS.

Yup.