@Ohthesarcasm: There are inherent risks in almost everything ... but pregnant women and pregnancy are portrayed as infirm or medically hazardous in a way that contradicts reality. I've had to deal with a complicated pregnancy, so I am very aware there are potential physical problems. However, much of the…

@Monotreme Extraordinaire: Any physical endeavor can have consequences. People have died running marathons and playing sports ... there are very few things that are completely free of risk. But the cultural construction of pregnancy as a dangerous illness reinforces patriarchal devaluation of woman as "abnormal". I…

@onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: If she has endometriosis she has my sympathy, but she should also be clear ... "messing up" your body is a negative way to view female reproduction and reinforces the patriarchal ideology of women's bodies as "flawed" and "weak" because they have a uterus.

I've always wanted kids, and I have three daughters that I adore. That said, it's like the Army ... the toughest job you'll ever love. In the name of all that is Holy, do NOT have kids unless you are 110% behind the idea. It's too hard to be done without complete commintment, or from socio-cultural pressure. This is…

@katgirl476: But many, many women would sleep with him no matter how much money ... so still no "formula" for what "women" find attractive.

@Snarfblat: Yeah, but Danny Devito has been married for a 1000 years and has many kids. So rule 1 doesn't seem to work.

My husband, and the love of my life, is a cutie-patootie baby-faced sweetie with Type 1 diabetes ... which should rule him out as Hunky McHunk since he is neither rugged or a perfect specimen of genetic health. BUT he is tall with a good-job, which is clearly the reason I married him, as opposed to the fact he makes…

Don't you all understand how much he will SUFFER if he only has a fifty million dollars a year to spend? You heartless bastards!

He had sex with his daughter. Hang him.

@dahliacactus: Let this be a lesson for other teenage lesbians: go topless.

@GirlTakeItEasy: Han, without doubt, Han.

Real Lesbians go to pools with their tits out? Seriously?

@PintoBeans: LOL

@Bethanylcm: Well, at least I am consistently batshit insane. It makes me lovable.

I think these people are actually part of a cult called The Children of the Asshat, and they use the word "Christian" as a cover story.

@shorty63136: I totally feel your pain.

@ElrondHubbard: That sounds great! I also recommend we let the group The Devious Cuttlefish open for us.

@ElrondHubbard: I'm naming my all-female metal band Hot Pagan Thunderpussy. It has a nice ring to it.

@BettyWhiteBeerPong: AMEN. I think we may be the last two people to have actually read it, tho.

@FelineFraulein: Yes, including fish.