Well of course he did. That's the number one thing these preverted ka-weers like to do, get some kinda weird sex lube and rub it all over each other's glistening, shaved chests, and tight abdomens, and taut buttocks, working that thick, luscious foam into a whirling frenzy as they take their sinner man parts and rub…

Yes if you have a rap sheet that means everything you do from that point forward is illegal and you are no longer capable of being the victim of crime. Strong take from a strong brain.

Why the hell is this even news? It's 2013, for crying out loud.

Great piece, Drew. In high school, I remember a couple of kids on the team who were bullied incessantly, to the "Breakfast Club" point — where you feel like Emilio's character tearfully recounting how it must have felt for the bullied kids to explain what happened to their parents. Before a Saturday morning away game,…

Geez, talk about an offensive lineman, amirite?!?!

Yell at it. EITHER YOU BECOME A RESPECTABLE JACK-O-LANTERN OR YOU BECOME A PIE.

Because no matter how definitively we prove ourselves, women (along with everyone else who isn't a straight white male) are basically treated like off-brand men.

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Hey look, it's the dumbest sports column you'll read all week.

Both of these issues could be remedied by the use of Sheepskins.

I agree with the fans—how dare the Braves sully a perfectly respectable Indian caricature with a message of tolerating minorities.

At Ripken Home Security, we believe it is enough just to show up.

"Conversely, white quarterbacks were described as less physically gifted, but more mentally prepared for the game and less likely to make mental errors."

Hey, thanks for this perspective. I know it's shit that gets repeated here until you jezzies are blue in the face but that makes a bit of sense to me. I've found myself wondering "if rape jokes are so heinous then what about jokes about stealing things or beating people up?" I still find myself thinking that it takes…

Fact: the only people that refer to "heritage" are Klan members.

Apologies. I've often been told I'm over-confident in my Plants v Zombies skillz.

That's nothing. My friend Romy and I invented Post-Its.

And why are we laughing at this again? In no way should we be encouraging any pregnant woman to get sauced.

Hitler, on Jews: "Hate them."

Shoah Foundation: Never forget.