You guys! When they said everybody, they meant everybody that is at least 5'7" and 120 pounds or less. Anybody else doesn’t exist!

I like high-waisted pants/skirts, but I have a short, high waist. They don’t look good with long waists. I however had to fight about a foot of hip chub climbing out of low-waisted pants for the last decade. I’m thinking about taking up sewing again...

She would be, and that’s why we love her!

And the day she recovers, we’ll turn our frowns into the inverse of a frown.

I feel so sad about Julia Louis-Dreyfus, btw! What a crappy week all around.

I doubt they do much of that, my dear boy!

This is the best damn thing ever. We should pool our money and buy ad space during her show and just have this play everyday.

I’ve understood Nothing since 11/09/17

It’s so weird how the “uplifting” mission of the show collides with Menendez and OJ coverage. Look at the opening: OJ — cancer — I love coffee!

Doug does. Doug Alert!!!!!

Was one of the tips in “How to Spot a Liar” to determine if they were recently in the employ of Fox News?

I never noticed how bad her nose job was until I saw that picture you so graciously posted at the top.

She’s totally gonna interview OJ, by the way. I mean, I dunno if he’s game, but he’s a narcissist, so probably.

That’s why there’s only one solution.

silly rabbit, women aren’t people.

‘McCarthy praised the legislation. “Not only will passing this legislation keep a promise we made, but all the work is for the same goal: ending suffering and helping people live,” he said.’

If only they cared a fraction as much about the known (non-theoretical) pain they seek to inflict on actual (non-fetal) people.