I’m a fan of Ryan Reynolds

The freaking burrito episode. I SOBBED OVER A BURRITO.

From the brilliant brains that brought you the solution to guns is more guns, the solution to sexual harassment is... no more women?

Seriously, women, we need to get our confidence and take over. These morons may not even be willfully stupid at this point. We just never noticed how stupid they were because we were the…

Our mortality rate in regards to pregnancy/birth is already going up in this country. PLUS more women will be forced into back-alley/at home abortions now so more women will be dying in new ways! woooo!

Can I get in on drinking the day away? Perhaps we can get a discount if we go in on a case of something?

Norman Lear was just on Lovett or Leave it and he would absolutely agree with you..

All the people I know who now call themselves libertarian are really just angry at a group of people but don’t want to call themselves racist/misogynist/etc.

As a Steeler fan, I can agree with this whole-heartedly.

And they are *usually* terrible in bed because they’ve never had to try.

yes! This. I am a small person (not a little person, but most of my life I’ve been under 100 pounds) and I HATED it mostly because people would pick me up or tickle me and I was TERRIFIED of heights and I feel sick from tickling. People think it’s funny. It’s not. and It’s a violation of people’s autonomy.

Nope. The NFL provides it’s players a platform. Shoot, the NFL fines players who refuse to use that platform. And considering most of the NFL is a bunch of older white dudes making billions off of mostly people of color, whose bodies are irreparably damaged and then discarded, this is the PERFECT platform to talk…

I appreciate your voice and service, but man, as a military brat and living in a huge military town, I feel like you’re the minority. So many of the military around me are entrenched in Trumpian political theatre and are FURIOUS at Kaep. I hope more people like you speak out. It’s refreshing.

I try so hard to not be bothered. It’s just her face, Bertsayswoof. You don’t know, young people have strokes too. But man, SHS has that alien in a human suit type feel to her and I can’t watch her. I do feel bad that I feel this way though.

Exactly. Or, hey, this guy has a warrant so we went to his kid’s school to pick him up. Just won’t mention the warrant was for an unpaid parking ticket and that we happened to know of a few other undocumented people who didn’t have warrants, but, hey, they were there too! I’m so scared for America and all these people…

This has become standard practice in my family too. I get to the rents around kickoff, turn off phone notifications, get snacks setup, make sure the giant inflatable dude’s in the front yard, grab a cold one, then press play on the paused kickoff.

Again, in my frustration, screw all those “Clinton is just as bad if not worse” people forever. FOREVER.

This is lovely. Thank you for your strength.

This. I was listening to NPR a few months ago and they were talking about this spray that art dealers were testing. It essentially coated objects and was clear except for under certain light (think blacklights). They said that since many terrorists and thieves sell stolen artifacts they would be able to use the spray…

Wait, they claim that they bought stolen artifacts that were obviously labeled incorrectly to subvert authorities because of “inexperience?” As if the next time they look into illegal trade that funds terrorism they’ll do it better? Man, screw these guys so hard.

And she absolutely would be called a slut, like Rob was doing yesterday and SO MANY PEOPLE agreed.

This is truth.