If he can’t fight criminals because he’s called to answer questions from Congress, then he’s a shitty AG and should resign in favor of someone who’s actually qualified for the job.

Judge Judy says when something someone says makes no sense, it means someone is lying.

Exactly. Comey could think on his feet because he didn’t have to keep track of any lies or obfuscate anything. Sessions was playing chess in his head trying to figure out exactly what he could and couldn’t say.

I was impressed with how collected and calm Comey was throughout his testimony, and how easily he was able to discuss and consider what he was being asked about. You could tell that he prepared for his testimony but also was being honest. Basically, he sounded like a professional, responsible person. Sessions sounded…

Yep. There was never a likelihood that Sessions would incriminate himself or throw Trump under the bus, but it’s important that he is now on the record in all sorts of ways, some of which could come back to bite him in the ass as the Mueller investigation builds steam.

He just can’t remember where it is.

The “If I don’t qualify my answers you’ll say I’m lying” line he pulled on Kamala Harris.

There’s a roadmap for investigators in his vehement denials and tepid lack of recollection.

The difference between his and Comey’s testimony was stark. Comey came across as boy scout and Sessions looks guilty as hell.

It was pretty great seeing Heinrich just lay the fuck into that racist shit gibbon. Especially this little exchange.

The language is confusing. First she says she “sheared” it off (first a single tooth), and then later that it “fell” out. I’m going to assume she was grinding her teeth and that made it so weak that it fell out. She could also have been chewing ice or biting her nails, which is pretty damaging as well. Basically, any…

My mother had a very stressful event in her life (kidnapped). After the whole ordeal was over including his trial, most of her teeth fell out. She was so stressed her gums basically loosened, the teeth came out. It even effected her skin texture she looked older than her age, about 10 years older after it happened.…

Yeah, my assumption is that they’re getting a top notch medical team and facility installed. A hearty Do Not Recommend to the rest of us normals

My thoughts exactly. Then again, this is Beyoncé, só for all we know she might have assembled a fully functioning OR in a spare bedroom.

Having twins at home seems like a terrible idea. It’s already considered a high risk birth. Have them at a damn hospital Beyoncé, Christ it’s not worth it when it’s your newborn babies’ and your safety at stake! Homebirth is dangerous and your home is not a hospital no matter how much medical equipment you stuff it…

Katy is sooooo fucking thirsty.

He almost fired Sean Spicer because Melissa McCarthy was playing him; he thought Spicer was damaged because a woman was pretending to be him! The number of pathologies he suffers from are staggering.

It really is his fault. No-drama-Obama normalized the idea of our having a country with a President that isn’t continually embroiled in scandals and where the only real debates about the administration being overly secretive concerned national security matters where (even if I’d have preferred a great deal more…

“Spicer went on to assuage peoples fears by confirming that the only recording devices in the Oval Office are Russian ones.”