It was fucked up. I hope he feels vengeful.

4. Sean Spicer yelled that Comey was fired into the hall so reporters would overhear and break the story. This was followed by Spicy hiding in the bushes to avoid real questions from media.

And the wing nuts are saying “We thought you moonbats hated him lol”. It’s called nuance motherfuckers. Have some.

Donald has ... poor perspective-taking no skills.

Trump has never worked for anyone, never had a partner, never was subordinate. So nobody ever told him he was wrong, and as a result he can’t take any constructive criticism or acknowledge error.

It’s only real to 45* if it’s on TV.

Yeah, exactly. There was an overhead shot of his motorcade on an LA freeway, then at LAX. He got out of his SUV, shook hands with all of the FBI agents and the escorting cops, seemed calm and collected. Again - not a fan after his handling of the email situation. But he did have a long and successful career as a…

I just... I mean, the people in the WH are a joke? Some of the things that have actually happened are even less plausible? It’s partly the unpredictability that’s so terrifying. I have a good vocabulary, but fucked is probably the best way to put it.

*45's not the kind of guy to break up with you via text. No, he texts a friend to do it for him instead. Class act all the way.

We’re all just the forced audience at a four year long taping of “The Apprentice, Banana Republic Edition.”

Donald has ... poor perspective-taking skills.

Correction: no one in the administration was willing to argue with the goldfish brain dictator about it. I feel like there must be a couple of lackeys somewhere who realized how idiotic it would be but didn’t see any reason to get fired for disloyalty over it.

What does it say about how monumentally fucked everything involved with the way Trump and his people are running the White House that Comey thought it could have been a JOKE. A JOKE, ON NATIONAL TV.

Did they honestly think that we’d all go, “Oh. Yes. Trump is clearly firing him because he was mean to Hilz. Makes sense to me.”

I really fucking hate that he’s started to tweet about himself in the third person. Like he’s a god or other supreme mythical entity.

Comey thought it was a practical joke at first, then when he found out it wasn’t, stayed to shake the hands of the employees he had been speaking to. Not a fan of Comey, but contrast the professionalism...

3. It’s especially fucked up because their official line now is that this was something that Trump was considering since at least election night and they have been planning this for at least a week. That means, if they are to be trusted (they’re not), it was their intent for him to find out in that superbly shitty…

that the most professional demeanor the Trump WH can think up - to fire someone via TV?

1.) CNN was reporting last night that nobody in the administration expected the political blowback that occurred 0.4 seconds after the country found out about Comey’s firing. HOW? Did they honestly think that we’d all go, “Oh. Yes. Trump is clearly firing him because he was mean to Hilz. Makes sense to me.” Nobody in…

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.