BertMacKlinFBI
BertMacKlinFBI
BertMacKlinFBI

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

worth noting it was actually bob odenkirk who wrote the matt foley bit.

Of course the fucking Canadian didn't respond with violence.

HALF CHORES OMG YESSS

What the fuck is wrong with the EMT’s there? I don’t expect shit from the cops they’re amoral scumbags who have no care for the lives of the people unfortunate enough to cross their sociopathic paths. However, the EMT’s are medically trained. They know damn well about positional asphyxia why the fuck would they put

that would work to but only when he’s worked up

I used to be fun, but for some reason in the last few years my self consciousness has taken over so I spend my time trying hard to pretend NOT to be drunk. It's ridiculous!

Overrated. The Kung Fu Grip wasn’t even very good.

If the job was looking for a Dwight Schrute sort of person while asking you to describe yourself in 3 words... you’d be perfect!

If it’s a job opening for the next Expendables movie, you’d be a shoo-in. Just make sure your age column has something above 50.

She talks about what a nice person she was and how they played football together. She could have just ignored him. But she can’t gush over their shared memories in the middle of open court.

I mean, they aren’t tucked into a corner booth in a dimly lit diner confiding in each other. She’s at work.

I know! I’m from the north, so I never really cared about the confederate flag one way or the other, but the Duke brothers are just a couple good ol’ boys, never meaning no harm! I guess, in fairness, they have been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.

It was never up, it’s a fake tweet that Bobby made up for this article. :)

Why even bother reviewing this when you hate everything about Seth MacFarlane and his sense of humor?

Call me drastic but isn’t the normal response to this situation to want to chop his dick off? Or at least Carrie Underwood style personal property destruction? I’m not saying you would/should act on those feelings but as someone that has been blindsided by a long distance cheater I can speak from experience that my

Word.

“yeahitkindadoes”