We were getting to it, Herr Phil.

Wait, is Dave Chappelle allowed to be friends with people the AV Club isn't friends with?

Just cast Jared Padalecki as Michael and Jensen Ackles as KITT. Bing, bang, boom, see you next Tuesday. 

Yah she still sounds like an asshole.

And the effects still work, to boot. Most times once you see the monsters out in the light they immediately fall apart.

Like offensive tweets from the past that have recently been unearthed?

I realized during that barbershop scene that they were going to kill Phil’s dad - it was just so obviously a passing-of-the-torch moment - but that final memorial scene still felt abrupt and the message unearned. In the early seasons there’s that arc where Luke befriends the grumpy old neighbor man. He passes away and…

I would have preferred this article -

Pete Davidson? Are we legally allowed to talk about him in public?

Two 1980s guys like us? We could rule this world!

Very sad - another great Canadian musician person falls victim to brain cancer. RIP Neil Peart.  #FuckCancer

Jordan Schlansky is a huge fan. One of my favorite Conan remotes.

This show is the fastest moving trainwreck I've seen in years.

I’m a firm believer that it’s okay for some things to just be books. I think this falls in that category.

At least he’s got a fall-back job selling magazine subscriptions.

Pepperidge Farm rememberers. 

I seriously felt like Kevin Spacey was going to leap off my computer screen and come at me with a knife. 

I thought it looked cool but wondered why they didn’t have the Hulk wearing it?? Then I remembered that the Hulk is not real and I am not smart.

The interesting thing is that, unlike the Bond films, race actually plays a huge, explicit role in the Gunslinger books. I’m interested to see how they address it; hopefully they don’t just drop that aspect completely.

Heavenboy?