Wait, is Dave Chappelle allowed to be friends with people the AV Club isn't friends with?

Yah she still sounds like an asshole.

I realized during that barbershop scene that they were going to kill Phil’s dad - it was just so obviously a passing-of-the-torch moment - but that final memorial scene still felt abrupt and the message unearned. In the early seasons there’s that arc where Luke befriends the grumpy old neighbor man. He passes away and…

I would have preferred this article -

Pete Davidson? Are we legally allowed to talk about him in public?

Two 1980s guys like us? We could rule this world!

Very sad - another great Canadian musician person falls victim to brain cancer. RIP Neil Peart.  #FuckCancer

Jordan Schlansky is a huge fan. One of my favorite Conan remotes.

This show is the fastest moving trainwreck I've seen in years.

I’m a firm believer that it’s okay for some things to just be books. I think this falls in that category.

At least he’s got a fall-back job selling magazine subscriptions.

I seriously felt like Kevin Spacey was going to leap off my computer screen and come at me with a knife. 

in 4th grade, whenever our teacher was going to teach us maps, he’d say “it’s map time!” and we’d all lie on the floor and pretend to go to sleep like he’d said “nap time” and it was HILARIOUS when we were 10.

I bet you don't love her as much as jenelle Evans from teen mom 2.

Cocaine people are the fucking worst.

When an affectionate term like dear is used by a stranger/person in a position of power it always comes off as super condescending to me.

Kitchenette was amazing. http://wonkette.com/author/c-a-pin… is the link to the author of Behind Closed Ovens. He writes a similar weekly column for wonkette now.

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

I know right?

Filming for Paul Bart: Mall Cop 3