BertMacKlinFBI
BertMacKlinFBI
BertMacKlinFBI

How about this one?!

“Kim doesn’t give a single fuck if Rob dies.”

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. McMahon.

Of what?

I promise you, the trucker didn't have a legitimate reason to be in the left lane.

Not even one word ending in "shizzle"

This is absolutely disgusting.

"We had two bags of gysahl greens, seventy-five pieces of phoenix down, five hi-powered elixirs, a saltshaker half-full of smelling salts, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored hypers, tranquilizers, eye drops, echo screens... Also, a quart of remedy, a quart of holy water, a case of potions, a pint of raw ether, and

LOL

"Who the fuck are you.... Trying to pay girls to send you pictures and videos?"

Look, in all honesty, this is a stupid story.

Who is she wearing?

Well, with any luck they'll be able to save her life/not save her vocal chords.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

Also:

You'd be a dickhead to be in his position in the first place

I'll get my shirt off the roof tomorrow. Tonight... WE DRINK!

Noooooo, nonono. Making a cinematic film while manually having to animate everything is an absolute nightmare, don't even try to say this is easy.