This is why we can’t have nice things.

This is like an After School Special produced by the SyFy Channel......

Of course it was Philly. Can we disown that city?

I adore dogs, but I recently got my first cat (I have a long commute and it wouldn’t be fair to a dog).

Kinja isn’t optimized for anything but frustration.

pretty sure it's for kids that want some young peter quill adventures. totally reasonable I think

Roddenberry used to talk about being friends with L. Ron Hubbard—and Roddenberry would boast that he, too, could have started a religion if he’d wanted.

That goddamn dentist again.

HALF CHORES OMG YESSS

best demon

What the fuck is wrong with the EMT’s there? I don’t expect shit from the cops they’re amoral scumbags who have no care for the lives of the people unfortunate enough to cross their sociopathic paths. However, the EMT’s are medically trained. They know damn well about positional asphyxia why the fuck would they put…

that would work to but only when he’s worked up

I used to be fun, but for some reason in the last few years my self consciousness has taken over so I spend my time trying hard to pretend NOT to be drunk. It's ridiculous!

Patton Oswalt agrees with you! Have you seen his idea for Unbreakable sequels?

Jared Leto? That’s not possible! He’s too busy singing with Thirty Seconds to Mars!

Hey, I loved Ledger’s performance as much as the next guy but maybe we shouldn’t judge Leto based on 5 seconds of screen time in a trailer?

... because of the inherent danger of magical vampires.

There was an interesting sequence where it showed how Wolverine expanded the ranks once he offed Dracula. Took on the weaker X-teams first, then moved up the chain...with a great panel showing a vamped Nightcrawler biting into Magneto’s exposed neck, likely using his powers to bypass Erik’s usual defenses.…

Maybe if the New Yorker cartoons didn’t keep ripping off Ziggy.