“Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice will be out in 2016.”

Bad move WB, releasing the film against that hotly anticipated sequel, My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2. How can the likes of Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman and Aquaman possibly fend off the charms of John Corbett? That is the real battle to watch out for folks.

Desert Batman for the win! Nice!

IS SUPERMAN THE ZODIAC KILLER

That’s why I stopped watching “Under the Dome.” But I NEVER miss the Dome’s recaps.

HEY! Jeffery Dean Morgan needs a job too! stfu. :P

*cue “Comanche”*

Maybe something akin to this.

I’m sure glad they’re covering Batman’s parents getting killed. I’d hate for any iteration of the character to have to go without that, because there’s still people on earth who don’t know his backstory.

He won’t be The Punisher unless he punches a polar bear in the face.

I don’t know if I should be bummed or relieved that I never partied with you. :P

Hopefully not Rob Liefield

Overrated. The Kung Fu Grip wasn’t even very good.

This is how nonverbal AIs ask for a puppy.

If the job was looking for a Dwight Schrute sort of person while asking you to describe yourself in 3 words... you’d be perfect!

If it’s a job opening for the next Expendables movie, you’d be a shoo-in. Just make sure your age column has something above 50.

She talks about what a nice person she was and how they played football together. She could have just ignored him. But she can’t gush over their shared memories in the middle of open court.

I mean, they aren’t tucked into a corner booth in a dimly lit diner confiding in each other. She’s at work.

I know! I’m from the north, so I never really cared about the confederate flag one way or the other, but the Duke brothers are just a couple good ol’ boys, never meaning no harm! I guess, in fairness, they have been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.

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