There is no greater parody of 80’s Frank Miller than modern-day Frank Miller.

I’ve read the book and enjoyed it. I even watched the first two seasons and thought, eh. Then they got out of the Dome and then went back in. Seriously,wtf, how did Stephen King let this happen to one of his best works in years?

It was never up, it’s a fake tweet that Bobby made up for this article. :)

The Sandman’s transformation between the 70s and the late 80s was pretty dramatic, but I admit I haven’t read any of the earlier series.

Why even bother reviewing this when you hate everything about Seth MacFarlane and his sense of humor?

Call me drastic but isn’t the normal response to this situation to want to chop his dick off? Or at least Carrie Underwood style personal property destruction? I’m not saying you would/should act on those feelings but as someone that has been blindsided by a long distance cheater I can speak from experience that my…

It’s amazing what 24/7 manual labor will do for you.

If I look like that in my 50’s, I will call the deal a success.

Shut your whore mouth.

Word.

And how the hell do they film ghosts when ghosts aren’t even real?!?

Who would have thought this crummy movie I saw on The Movie Channel back in middle school would be so prescient? Think I’ll fire up the Kinks soundtrack tonight.

This should be the Canadian Flag.

and how to speak to an engineer.

Stupid sexy Gordon.

That ending though...

I waited a decade after AFFC for him to put out anything. I own ADOD but haven’t read it, and have no plans to do so until he finishes the seven books he planned on. Pretty soon the show will be Martin’s headcannon too. Such strong performances, being created parallel to his own creation process, will bleed in.

So we know to swipe left if she comes up on Tinder?