Dannnnnnnng Gina!

Holy Fargo SPOILERS, pal! GEEEEEEEZZ...

Jia Tolentino sounds like a dirty pizza I would eat at home and not tell anyone about.

I thought for sure the tastemakers from The Chew would be viable targets to incur the salty Bourdain disdain, but they are apparently BFF’s...

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

Was the tie ok?

He’s melting.

“You’re hired!”

“Hey what’s going on?!”

I don’t remember his name, but I will never forget him.

*ordering at IHOP*

- Requested fries be unsalted every time and continually complained they were tasteless, so he requested a side of seasoning salt. If he was brought the salt on the side before asking for it, he berated me for bringing him salt with his unsalted fries.

(Editor’s Note: I guarantee you this motherfucker brags to his friends that he’s figured out a “great Starbucks menu hack.”)

“Why Prohibition Is The Beeknees! For a fellas’ Tackywacker: Read What All The Gals Are Saying Here!”

It was a big tv.

Adam Levine doesn’t need instagram. He just goes out there and gets the job done!