I admire the Japanese work ethic.

Fire crotch?

• “He was as good-looking as anyone in Hollywood, but he isn’t going to age well. It’s the high life—I’ll see him with his gut hanging over his belt.”

Free sandwiches.

Is Mr. LeBlanc Team Jen or Team Ben?

He was a limited special edition, I think.

Haha

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Pictured: The baker.

Graves disease?

What about hard-working. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.

She was too judgy

Jezebel is the new Chive.

I am the captain of Feminists now!

Scrotum Guttenballs?

Just stay indoors, Beth.

That’s what SHE said!